I second the suggestion of befriending the dog: get some good dog treats and essentially train it. Imagine the look on the neighbor’s face if everyone is outside and the dog obeys your verbal commands. Delicious!
Ahh it’s still available! linky
A keyboard is essential so it’s not mobile appropriate.
Isn’t this game made by the same person/group that did QWOP and GIRP? Man I miss girp that was the first and only game I tried speedrunning.
I did something similar. I would get about as far as writing the interesting mechanic/game logic and then give up.
You guys have projects that end??
Well that’s one way to plug your memory leaks