https://youtube.com/shorts/i1n3S1ZyUkE

Nah, that’s just your biases in this scenario. That’s not in the text

I mean, it’s about as harmless as it could be in those tight quarters. Barring a mishap, that grenade won’t even arm itself, let alone explode.

Yeah, parmesan’s a flavor. It’s Italian

1,009 tape

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They can’t care. If they don’t relentlessly pursue profit quarter after quarter, they’ll be consumed by companies who will. There is no planning for the future, only profits.

Yeah, thank fuck that your legally and physically required safety equipment is functional otherwise you’d have to murder them for the sin of existing in the road. It’s not your fault that we made our transportation infrastructure into the most dangerous game, but he should be extra glad that you’re not gleeful about the murdering that you won’t be doing to him, if you can help it.

“Your actions in no way affect the world of the game so you can do whatever you want!”

Is this supposed to be a selling point? Giving such freedom so as to make all of your choices meaningless?

And accelerationists

Seriously. My hairline receded when I was 17. Accepting what is is a much better way to live your life. Especially if you’re white and you just don’t want to go bald cause “then you’ll be old”. Everyone gets old. Accepting the balding sooner makes it harder to tell what your age is going forward. Like Patrick Stewart.

Voldemort made 6 horcruxes so his soul would be in 7 pieces.

Diadem, Locket, Goblet, Ring, Diary, and Snek.

Harry was accidentally made into one as well, thus the off by one.

This won’t break copyright for plebians, just for corpos. Any “Rules for thee” bullshit is bullshit. I’m gonna get mad at it and it’s deserved.

So the buses are running on time, thus offering a viable alternative to cars, and the reduced lane is reversing the induced demand for cars? Based as hell

Make places for people, not cars

This is only funny in the abstract. Put this in the real world and it’s super fucked

This is terrible. Those board components have terrible aerodynamics. You should scrape those off to improve the flight profile for the arrow

… lazy racism? I thought this was shitposting, not scumposting

Yes, but it’s not necessarily the only way that would work. So this is very neat!

https://ifunny.co/picture/when-you-act-like-him-and-now-he-s-mad-Z1rhcgd79

Nope, found this image posted in 2021

It is not in the public domain, so do be careful