Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
Wolfram was completely indispensable for me during college. I always meant to get into Mathematica as well, but never got around to figuring it out.
“Hmm, I’m pretty hooked on this cocaine stuff. Maybe it’s a sign I should try heroin.”
Didn’t think I’d read onomatopoeia of Garfield sucking Jon’s toes today, but here we are.
I first heard it as a chain email in the mid 2000s, so I know it’s real
An excruciating number, yes
I mean, I get that short people have no reason to live (Newman et al.), but turning them into step stools seems a bit cruel
I agree, you are in the minority
Nah man you’re thinking of the song that goes bee bee boo bee boo bop
AKA confectioners napalm
If you have a microplane, try grating the garlic. You can get a much bigger punch out of each clove.
About sums up 99% of 4chan posts
Sorry, the megaconglomerate that bought the rights to the IP decided it’s cheaper to delist the show and destroy all existing recordings. You know, for tax reasons.
You’re probably right, but my first thought was Luffy from One Piece, voiced by Mayumi Tanaka in Japanese and Colleen Clinkenbeard in English, both women.
(Also, I can’t get over what a good name Clinkenbeard is for a VA who voices a pirate)
What do you say if you want the trees up?
And Greek letters are for when even the Latin alphabet can’t save you
“That’s not how it happened!”
“Oh yeah? I’d like to see your degree in fungineering.”
I’ve just been buying phones a model or two behind the latest generation. Bonus points for a refurbished phone. Saves a ton of money and they’re usually not much less capable than what’s new.