Yeah that was meant to be an f, not a t

See, I don’t understand acts of god as it pertains to insurance. Acts of god are unforeseen, unavoidable accidents. What is insurance for if not literally that exact situation?

Plus everyone knows Hercules is a demigod because he drank some magic humanitication juice as a baby but didn’t drink the last drop, since both of his blood parents were definitely fully fledged gods. Not for any other, non-Disney-approved reason, no siree.

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

It’s a joke about checkers. When you get a piece to the end of the board, that piece gets “kinged” by placing a second piece on top of it, usually one you’ve lost during the game. (That piece can then move both forwards and backwards.)

Sounds like it’s time for Vetinari to have a word with them.

That was how I felt about Blair Witch. Full disclosure, I don’t like horror to begin with, but to me the movie was about a group of people in the woods with a scary thing somewhere, and when they finally find the thing it ends.

It’s like if Texas Chainsaw was about a bunch of teenagers who stood around while you hear a chainsaw running somewhere in the distance, the cuts to black right when the killer shows up.

I couldn’t watch it, not because it wasn’t good but because I was constantly getting unbelievably depressed about how accurately it mirrors the world today. Every scene had me thinking “this would be funny if it wasn’t exactly how it would actually pan out.” I think it might be hilarious a few decades after this all blows over but right now it hits way too close to home.

Best was having an international community in your neighborhood and coming home with some weird Korean candy among the usual tootsie rolls and dumdums.

Don’t worry, some turbulence is par for the course but dangerous turbulence is pretty rare. Also 50 feet is an exaggeration, turbulence usually feels worse than it is. Plane rides are usually smoother than driving in a car, but flying can make you sensitive to lateral motion.

Is there a Beetlejuicing community on Lemmy yet?

They’re both Frankenstein, and also they’re both monsters. Victor shouldn’t have made the monster, and he should’ve done more to stop it, but the monster was also an asshole. Being treated like a monster doesn’t make it okay to act like one.

Being hot gets you far. Having obscene amounts of daddy’s money gets you much farther.

I’m the factory builder who’s bad at building factories

I think because of the panty raid bit

I forget the details, but the long and short of it was that they were advocating for anyone found sending these prompts to an AI being put on an FBI watch list, along with something along the lines of “you’d want to know if your neighbor was doing this.” Then came at least three edits about how they didn’t care about downvotes.

Still can’t believe they got rid of that episode

PREPARE TO HARVEST THE LOWER HORN

Because that was the usage I was describing. What you’re describing is just ordinary usage.

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