Don’t Trump call America a garbage can like a couple days before this guy made this joke? It seemed like just an extension of what Trump already said.

A developer walks into a bar and orders one Budweiser’); DROP TABLE bartenders;

Then you find potatoes thrown all around the neighborhood.

It’s like pop tart people living in little toasters houses.

hobby family

This is wildly interesting. I know I’m far from smart, but I would have thought I would have known this by now.

Its all about teh enjagement.

WALL-E was depressingly prescient.

They know what they were doing with the bra section of their catalogues.

Isn’t that the point? Allow anybody (including foreign crypto holders) to funnel money into the Trump family bank account with zero accountability?

I loved how the water was a part of the course, just like the track. It never changed no matter how many times you play it. My fastest times were based on knowing where the waves are going to be as I’m coming around a corner.

The FAQ made me lol. Here’s my favorites.

How do you know who didn’t vote?

We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.

Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC?

Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “MuskIsDumb@cah.lol” as your referrer, and they’ll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America.

If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again.

I don’t think we were meant to live this long. Science can’t just let us live longer without fixing our shitty bodies.

Right. Just make great lemmy content and screenshot it. Then when people ask for the source you provide the lemmy link

The freezer handle has fallen off. The plastic drawers are cracked or fallen off altogether. The ice maker will make ice even if it is full and will end up getting jammed. Otherwise, it cools and freezes.

I hate that fridge

Lots of dipshit billionaires are at work here

Class action lawsuits are gonna be a mother fucker

Exactly. But the people I favor of billionaires don’t care.

Regulation is stripping freedom from people. We want freedom, we can’t regulate people.

I think that’s an argument.