I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, I’m also Aussie and will call you a cunt.
I droped LSD while working at a fuel station and it was the only time that people came back in to see my boss to tell them how great of a server I was. I even had a cool conversation with two cops who came in, which was terrifying because I also had my bong and weed in the toilet room behind them.
Thankyou, that’s all I wanted!
Well could the bloody tell me then!
Decades of Hollywood Military propaganda ruined in one single day.
if you put it in wrong it plays death metal.
*Writes in notepad while looking at you with concern*
Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!
You’re not getting my fries!
Nah, she gotta get her own fries!
I think you’re probably the first person in years to do that.
They didn’t have the phrase ‘Big tiddy goth girls’ back then.
He’s damn proud of his oats and potatoes.
It surprises me that there aren’t more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.
I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.
They now have enough salt to wage war on the slugs, the slugs win will be temporary until the ants weaponize the salt.
Maybe he’s born with it.
Maybe it’s poverty.
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