This headline is garbage. You could put just about any Fortune 500 company’s name in there and the headline would still be accurate.

And then you get to a point where you look at that and think “clever but I’m sure it’s fucked up in some way that isn’t immediately obvious.”

Who used those triangular pastel buttons? I remember seeing them on some friends’ computers but not on any Dells or Gateway 2000 machines. Maybe Compaq? Or Packard Bell?

I saw Slackware running on a similar config, although it was probably a 486/50 or 486/66.

I remember my dad’s friend upgrading our PC clone to 640K. He used a soldering iron.

Nah, Thanos was moderately competent.

IIRC, vista got hate because to run it a massive number of users would have to…upgrade…their…hardware.

And bikes are more agile and capable of getting out of the way than cars are

Would. Both of them.