Here’s a quick 2ish minute primer

What about Videokilledtheradiohead

More enjoyable than just a plain black or white square

A shower is just a bidet for the whole body, and some people are weirdly opposed to bidets, so I guess being anti-shower could just be an extension of that

You can select 0% but it takes 3 extra button presses and includes 2 prompts to make sure you really don’t wanna leave a tip. And also the button is kinda worn out so you have to press it really hard and everyone knows you’re using the no tip button.

And why would you like to work at [company]?

I have to [pay the bills].

death but with extra steps

Teacher: See, I told you there were real world applications for limits

Mom’s weed now

Scrolled right past the one on top, then went “wait, ‘these ones’? Where’s the rest?”

Decompressing from the idea of making a call

I Have No Friends, And I Need Screens

Still a better love story than… shit, no, wait.

Shit.

fuckin hell

broke: litter box

woke: glitter box

2 looks like he’s vibing, that’s me today, just zoning out to the final day of SGDQ

Can’t wait for Detective Mittens’ book on this incident, ⁱI^f DID IT

New Kobold character art found

But are they combustible so I can burn life’s house down with them?

Two things can be true…