Even though they can’t inflict damage on enemies

Tell that to the kid someone brought to the store today. That was definitely inflicting sonic damage on my ears.

Or he hid the bodies so good that they weren’t found until 65 years after his death

Didn’t we already do this in March with the whole “nuh uh I’m actually closing the strait to you” bs? I hate summer reruns.

Couldn’t even do theft in an original way, had to steal that too

I’m 40 and probably more immature than I was in high school ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Best I can do is a thread where you prepopulate the poll answers as comments and tell people to vote their answer and hope they only vote once. Or you have them respond and manually organize the data yourself.

I see you’ve played knifey-jokey before

I started backsliding into a primordial goo person almost 15 years ago tyvm

US here, what few cheap limited SMS/call plans that I have seen in that time wouldn’t give you anywhere near 15 GB of data, more like 1-2. But those plans seem very rare these days.

Why attach two different versions of the same post?

Pic related

sad dog episode is called Jurassic Bark, to help with identification for those wanting to avoid it

I agree, reverse image search isn’t coming up with anything for this one, but it works on other comics from his site. Seems to be an imitation.

So, you’re both in heaven and the last person to leave loses, assuming you mean just out of the two of you (since this is about winning a competition against the devil), the devil would leave immediately and win. Are you assuming the devil can’t then claim your soul since you’re already in heaven? Why not just make it “the last one to leave wins” and then you and the devil are in a staying-in-heaven stalemate.

Exactly, these just happen to be the clothes that he hadn’t yet worn into oblivion

Oh, I’m sorry, did you waste a fuckton of money on a bullshit regurgitator that isn’t profitable

Oh my god, that’s terrible! Where are these construction sites so that people can avoid them?

She’s actually contemplating the absolute truth of the universe, please don’t interrupt

You know, all those high schooler mixologists. With their own portable bars. Totally reasonable you guys, c’mon help 'em out!
Classic !choosingbeggars@lemmy.world behavior.

id develops Doom, Bethesda is the publisher, both of which are owned by ZeniMax, itself owned by Micro$lop under the Xbox division