Bah! That’s nothing! You should see the size of Antarctica compared to Spain!

Then I hope the barista is patient, because they’re gonna be waiting a long time …

And if you have houseplants, is your house then an indoor greenhouse?

Palantir.

Marble Hornets.

Also, One Punch Man, because he hardly ever does anything!

“Dashrath Manjhi, also known as the Mountain Man, was an Indian labourer from Gehlaur village, near Gaya in the eastern state of Bihar. He is best known for carving a 110-metre-long (360 ft), 9.1-metre-wide (30 ft), and 7.7-metre-deep (25 ft) path through a ridge of hills using only a hammer and a chisel, from which his wife fell and died from injuries due to it blocking easy access to a nearby hospital on time. After 22 years of work, Dashrath shortened travel between the Atri and Wazirganj blocks of Gaya district from 55 km (34 mi) to 15 km (9.3 mi)”.

A little at a time, and you can even move mountains.

I’ve been doing most of those since I was in primary school.

They couldn’t tell from the look of the thing? When he first unveiled it, I thought it he was trying to make some sort of joke. Legitimately thought he was trying to prank people! The design is atrocious!

Depends how hungry you are.

No, ‘T’ as in ‘Tic-Tacs’.

Why aren’t those people pointing their phones at the Son of God and his enormous bird?

Why would Jesus care about Captain Kirk? Is He a Star Trek fan?

I doubt He’s furious at anyone. He’s too busy being a Whirling Dervish of Other Cheek-turning.

Why would I comment a made up word to pray for Jesus, or Captain Kirk, or the enormous bird, or the stoned photo-takers? Show me where ‘christfully’ (note they couldn’t even give the guy’s name a capital ‘C’) is in the Bible.

Also …

How dare this heretic presume to speak for The Lord!!!

I think there’s something in that for all of us.

Australian here: Red Rooster. Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad if they changed their oil every few decades, but the last (and final) time I ordered it, it was just bad.

Cool! Only 30 more years to go! The way the days are whizzing by, it’ll be over in no time!

Hippos. In Fantasia, they’re delicate ballet-dancing animals. In reality, they’re ravenous maws, obliterating everything they become aware of.

Dave Bautista said it looked like he was jacking off two giraffes.

Because I don’t wanna break my teeth. These days, they’re hard as rock.

Or someone on Reddit with the ever-useless, “That never happens to me”.

His characters have names? TIL.

gasp “A big poop!”