Wasn’t that kind of the point? If they died they were innocent and if they survived they were a witch.

Radio broken - turn the radio up

God I wish that were me

How did I know the comments would be full of people taking the joke way too seriously.

The goat. If it wasn’t intentionally sabotaged by Google it would have done way better IMO.

This really has “30 year old trying to write college aged characters” energy. With a healthy dose of Tumblr fan fic writing thrown in there.

There was a woman, that after the October 7th attack, saw a paraglider and though Hamas was coming to attack the great town of Doncaster.

Every Hong Konger I’ve ever met likes the UK.

Do one mate

Lol.

Games “journalists” have always been awful at their job and the entire industry is so incredibly fucky with nerds power tripping on the tiniest modicum of power they’ve been given.

My guys has proper technique as well , middle 2 fingers, slightly curled upwards

Finally, goth GF. Penis stops working.

Nice try Nintendo, but I’m not a rat.

I do this with my WiFi password. Since all the photos and screenshots are in recency order, instead of having to scroll all the way back to several months ago when I first took a picture of the WiFi password all the time, I take a screenshot of that photo and since the screenshot it recent it now shows up at the front and I don’t have to scroll to find it.

Nah we already have AI that plays league of legends

Relatable.

I’ve had a friend go through 3 long term relationships, get married and have a kid since the last time I went on a date.

Why would we need a blowjob machine when Ur mom exists?

As far as I understand there aren’t actually that many satellites in geo stationary orbit, when compared to Leo at least.

Please just go back to Reddit dude. Or ask your parents for a hug.