People who go faster than you are reckless.

People who go slower than you are dumb.

And people who go the same speed as you are weirdos.

Buy a chest freezer

Catler

If you just pour some green sprinkles on it then it’s essential the same thing as peas as green sprinkles are the same color as peas.

A holes a hole 😔

There are no fish in the comic strip

anal-ytics

Alright guys. How do you all feel about a dessert lasagna?

So that’s why it’s called boxing day

I admit I had to pause and think about it for a minute.

Reverse scurvy

What middle class?

Floridians don’t want you to know that the crocodiles there are free. You can take them home. I have 458 crocodiles.

Go eat some flowers!

I thought she was robbing people but that works too

More like bears and whines

Or they did not use the default name. Devious D:

Hawk tuah

Spirited Away. In my opinion the most Miyazaki movie. It’s also just amazing. I’ve probably seen it a dozen times now.

The baby scene was a little weird but otherwise great movie