I was about to post that when I saw the picture! Makes you feel bad for the murderous sea monster </3

If he was going to commit crimes against humanity anyways, why not just use the fucking empty can of spam sitting right there (and chase it with a bite of spam)?

Purrito*

Or that one “System of a Down” Zelda song

The picture made me assume anon was a girl, so I was thinking that if you, a girl, hear another girl say she wants a man, and you offer your womanly services, it shouldn’t come as a big shock to be rejected and laughed out of the room… Then I read the comments and thought “oh. Yeah. That makes more sense.”

Assumptions ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

I’ve been mostly too lazy to look into how to use passkeys. If my normal flow is using 1password for 2fa (on mobile and on the computer), is there a way I can still use that with passkeys? It says they’re supported but I’m not sure how that’d work, because aren’t they device specific?

I just don’t want me losing access to my phone for whatever reason mean that I lose access to my accounts.

Hide yo guns, that turtle has opposible thumbs