Jerkface (any/all)

I haven’t had anyone to take care of me since the 90s and honestly, most stuff just doesn’t get done.

killing extra children

go break your toys kid

Any time you deal with Amazon, you’re either getting fucked, fucking over someone else, or both. That’s their whole business model, taking advantage of people! Just don’t.

Pretty cool.

Is it.

I’m still looking pretty good, actually. I see my peers and I panic, they all look like old men and women.

In 2 years, I’ll be older than my oldest known ancestor made it. I’m not that old. I think about it every day. The point of life isn’t being happy or comfortable, it’s finding and creating meaning.

PRAISE THE DAWNING SINGULARITY, UNWORTHY FLESHLINGS

http://www.nncpgo.org/

Satisfying the borrow checker.

Great oral exercise.

If you need a new something because Fieri was your old anything, you suck.

Well, no one got raped and murdered to produce the bread.

if “feeling valued” is a human emotion, it’s not one I’m familiar with

If you think you were making a joke up there, you might not actually have a sense of humour.

“Lazy” is lazy. Like “stupid”, it is a hypothesis chosen not for its predictive power, but for its simplicity.

don’t forget yachts and cruise ships

Mass times velocity squared, that’s why the huge difference in outcome for small changes in speed

like saying you’d rather have weasels down your pants than badgers

I took you to mean competitive gaming. Playing against humans is always going to be better if you want meaningful competition. I understand that you don’t, but you should also recognize that’s a huge part of gaming for a lot of people, and was (with a very small number of exceptions) literally the only way to play any game for thousands of years. The negativity that you refer to has more to do with playing against children than playing competitive games and that makes your criticism come off more like copium than a genuine reason.