Unless it’s just plain coffee with milk/cream and sugar

Isn’t that…coffee?

Kid just needs to go to zombo com

No because I only slurped once

It’s 100% real, I visited this house with my kids and we each got a slurp. One kid from the next group tried to take two slurps and he died.

Humblebrag

Lower friction. Dirt/snow slides off it, and car go faster

In Britain it would be “try with BANGERS instead of black pudding”

Literally never.

But mine is This kind of shape which at least roughly approximates first-in-first-out so 🤷

If I’m following the logic correctly, 1 sebtence = 2 sentences. So OP is correct.

No thank you I need my jokes fresh

Attachments? I just vary the position of my thumb like a pleb

I see a bad crop I down vote, nothing personal OP (unless…?)

I know this is a comment.

May or may not be but it’s a repost from reddit, and who knows if that was the oc

My wife and I combined will make about $220k USD this year. We will spend about $120k and save about $80k and pay about $20k in taxes. We have 2 kids in elementary school.

We don’t have to worry about money, and that does make me feel wealthy. I am self employed and I work about 25 hours a week, and that makes for a pretty chill life.

That said, no I’m not wealthy by any standard aside from quality-of-life. We have two cars but they are 10 and 13 years old. We have a nice house in a nice area and we are lucky for that, but it is 60 years old, has a fuse box instead of circuit breakers, and is deteriorating faster than I can motivate myself to fix it.

I don’t know about “most” but Universal motors use brushes and can run on AC.

An ass-joke is a joke about a donkey so a Hebrew ass joke is a joke about a Jewish donkey.

I’d buy it. I’m a sucker for novelty flavors

Dolan pls

One of my pet peeves is is Office, where the list of recently-used files updates one half of a microsecond before I click