We need to do way instain mother

No u

Modern problems call for modern koans

Why yes, thank you

What are jimmycakes?

Over a decade ago before I had kids, I called our hypothetical firstborn “jimmycakes.” Never seen it out in the wild

Now I’m imagining a very masculine-presenting cis man inviting everyone to their big gender reveal party, only to anti-climactically reveal that they identify as a man.

F for the now-unemployed time callers 😞

This is how orange Julius was invented

Primus - Detachable Penis (no virus).mp3.exe - 0:01 min

I think Trump is going to try for it.

I too view memes only through a class struggle lens

The real lifeprotips is in the shitposts

🎶Ooooooh that smell. Can’t you smell that smell. That smell that surrounds you. 🎶

I bought my mower 13 years ago. 12 years ago was the last time I changed its oil.

Larry Craig at it again

MOVs degrade over time so this was a quality MOVe (heh) even if you hadn’t blown them in the first place

Kinda like an extended horseshoe theory

If it gets really dry where you are you may find you have brittle zip ties that snap apart when you tighten them. Nylon needs a little water for elasticity.

Personally, I still have the 1000-piece set I bought a decade ago in a plastic jar with a screw lid, and I put a little water in the container whenever I notice it’s dry.

If some image macros are meme.

And some meme are image macros.

Does that mean all image macros are meme?

Debate.

Little-known fact about Elon right there