

…which direction do your legs bend?..face-forward full-astraddle puts your feet in the urinals at either side…


…which direction do your legs bend?..face-forward full-astraddle puts your feet in the urinals at either side…


…i think if yitzhak rabin hadn’t been assassinated, the trajectory of twenty-first-century globalism would have been very different, potentially sustaining the progressive momentum mustered in the early nineties…
(not that he was personally responsible for that trajectory, but the butterfly-effect tendrils of his assassination run deep and wide)
…remember: if the ladies don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy…
…i wear my driving cap backwards so i can see the open sky in my field of view, otherwise it defeats tne entire purpose of dropping the roof…plus, i suppose it’s also less-likely to blow off without a brim up front to catch the wind when i look upward…
…i started taking finesteride when i noticed my scalp burning after a day at the track; it’s worked well-enough that i only need caps when i’m driving top-down, to prevent tangled hair…
(the day i bought my hat)

(three years later)*

*and it’s not even the same hat!


deleted by creator


deleted by creator


deleted by creator


deleted by creator


deleted by creator


deleted by creator


deleted by creator


deleted by creator


deleted by creator
…a conservative party and a reactionary party…