How the fuck do you people see this post and think “eeeyup these words are an authentic expression of anon’s sincere opinions” ???

Finally I can schedule my 12 Linkedin posts a week about how everyone but me is a lazy pos for working less than 70 hours all at once and concentrate on the grind during the week

Homie is sitting in a cell somewhere in Washington or Beijing :sob:

Love how “built in java” is listed as a feature

Not up to date on my nintendo lore, what did I miss?

who the fuck preorders a PHONE?

Least quixotic lemmy user

Also

Mozilla are bad actors anyway

Ladybird (I really don’t care if the dev sucks)

???

What on earth makes you even consider the possibility this could be anything but satire?

The IMK is not the national government

Sign into Gnome with your Microsoft account

I think I just had a stroke

That requires you to interact with music in your native language which for people from most countries would be rather unpleasant

Hard disagree. Judging by the memes that get posted around here, not a single user of any Lemmy instance was born after 1980

-3.2% total

based

Always hits me like a truck when I hear Americans still use SMS

Actually can’t tell if this was made by a tankie or a sane person and I love it

Finally some love for #000000 #FFFFFF <3

please don’t jinx it :(

Removed by mod

A mail server is often mentioned as the first thing you don’t wanna bother with hosting yourself

and then?