Why don’t you take a seat.

I think I would need to be checked in somewhere if this happened and was legit

Maybe your cat is dumb, rips a chunk out, decides to eat it, cat could get sick or catch fire or something

Gonna start putting “Chill, Productive Dude” at the top of my resume

Is that JayZ2Centz? Haven’t seen him in a while.

Is that Dance Dance Revolution 5? Haven’t seen that in a while.

This sounded right, but then I remembered all of the televised court cases I’ve seen.

Yeah, really don’t like that one.

The first game I every played that had “dailies” was a Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends browser game, that gave you a “chores list” you had to complete before accessing certain activities. You’d get a new list every day, and if you didn’t complete them, you’d have a longer list the next time you played. There was no login or anything, I assume it just worked off of browser cookies.

leaves the girls belted in

If I’m ever in a relationship again, I’m finding a way to drop this line. That’s hilarious.

I love all the comments in here with zero translation or explanation.

It’s a fan of newsom, not newsom.

It’s mostly prevalent in the ironic meme community.

Basically, in the early days of memery, these “top text / bottom text” images were like 75% of memes. A lot of online editors were rather primitive when it came to spacing, font size, etc., which led to a lot of manual rearranging of words and text.

For example, you may have originally typed, “my face when / the teacher calls on me”, but decided the spacing wasn’t right, so meant to change it to “my face when the / teacher calls on me” , but forgot to delete the “the” in the second line.

This incredibly common typo became a kind of hallmark of “bad memes”, and has been intentionally replicated in shit posting communities as a sort of wink saying “this is bad on purpose”.

All this to say, I’m not positive if this is a case of an actual typo, or an ironic replication. The meme seems otherwise genuine, so I’m leaning towards the former.

I distinctly remember Gangnam style being earlier in the year (they played it at my freshman orientation), wasn’t the “prediction” for December?

Hella fun at parties btw

Tried Jersey Mike’s for the first time yesterday, got a Philly. Gat damn, that shit was fire.

That could be the neighboring unit. There’s still a chance

Wonder if they know they’ve got a potential bro one floor away.

Hey, can yourself buddy

I’ve been using this username since I was like 12. I think I’d just watched Babylon 5 and was trying to come up with a username that took a cheesy cringey self given nickname (Papa) and mixed it with some sci-fi sounding stuff (Babylon) and came up with papalonian.

I found there’s a combo Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts / Viva Pinata that I decided to pick up.

Oh my God. This combo came with my 360. I never played the pinata game but banjo kazooie nuts and bolts is an actual masterpiece of a game if you’re in to vehicle building. It has to be the best game I’ve ever played in that genre, and it’s not even close.

Just FYI, a lot of chemical names don’t really work like that.

Norco (opiate painkiller) is HYDROcodone and acetaminophen. TONS of medications start with HYDRO but have nothing to do with opiates.

METHylphenidate Methylprednisolone is a common steroid often prescribed to kids

CYANoacrylate is to CYANide as GRAPEfruit is to GRAPE.

Edit: methylphenidate is in fact related to meth. I had my names mixed up. My bad!