If you’re early, you’re on time. If you’re on time, you’re late.

This is me, too

You don’t have to encourage me, I’m already doing it

I used to feel SO FUCKING LUCKY to get that extra mcnugget though

Stack Overflow seems to be doing a prompt job of that already

Gottem

Damn

Lol nice

Where is random.org?

Fortha Bartha

I didn’t mean for that to be the icon for the app, just for the op to use it as their example. Calm your tits.

You could probably use an AI website to cut out the dog and chair, if that’s what you’re going for. Like a remove background service

Oof

Your brother is older than your mom?

Edit: nm, your mom is from 84, I misread it as 88. Don’t have my glasses on rn.

And do it during the day, without notice, and tow the cars now illegally parked.

Ok but unironically there is almost certainly a garage death metal band in Sweden calling themselves debian

There should be congestion parking charges, too

If you catch all the lights. Urban biking can be a bit weird to time correctly.

What about horse-taurs? A horse on the front of a horse.

Sounds like the start of an amazing DnD campaign