I bet I can make it even more uncomfortable for you to read.
Thou shalt not create a machine to counterfeit a human mind.
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They wouldn’t text. That’s too nice.
They’d call. And call. And call. Until you pick up. And when you do all you hear is “food?”
I’m just shitposting now
Yeah look I haven’t gotten that far yet. Could I have? Almost certainly.
Narrator: it turns out he was simultaneously both not in Alabama nor not on meth.
I need a clipboard for normal interactions maybe.
Are you In Alabama when you posted that comment?
See that’s the problem with age differences.
If I tell you they are 23 years apart, you think “uhh”.
If I tell you they are 17 and 40, you think “UHHHHH”
Lets see if it applies to me:
Me and her are 11 years apart.
Me and her are 23 and 34.
Hmm.
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Memes@sopuli.xyz•Do you prefer fluffy UI over Liquid Glass?English
10·4 days agoJFC I hate it.
But it’s so cursed I want it
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Programming@programming.dev•Majority of CEOs report zero payoff from AI splurgeEnglish
37·13 days agoMajority of ML/Software Engineers report zero CEOs listened to them about it.
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PC Gaming@lemmy.ca•PC Gamers Abandoning Windows 11 for Linux with Higher FPS & Fewer InterruptionsEnglish
1·14 days agoOh it’s immutable? Damn.
That explains some shit.
How do I go about switching to CachyOS? Just wipe the NVME and run an installer?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Bank Workers, Rejoice!English
725·3 months agoSo I did the math. A 30 year fixed and a 50 year fixed have a monthly payment difference of $1.
What the absolute fuck.
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People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•The only thing keeping them on the train is the dehumanization of brown people in this countryEnglish
3·3 months agoI think he’s kidding.
I hope.
God fuck this timeline, I can’t tell either now.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•# PLEASE BE CONSIDERATEEnglish
3·3 months ago
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•MicroservicesEnglish
3·3 months agoThat’s actually a great point that I did overlook.
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memes@lemmy.world•I dismissed it for so long, but now...English
2·3 months agoOf course. It all makes perfect sense.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•MicroservicesEnglish
171·3 months agoYou know, this really has me pondering my projects architecture. We have tiers of services.
At the top, we have the UI. Then we have a “consumer” an “orchestra” and a “data” tier.
Data is the tier that exclusively talks to databases. Orchestra talks to the multiple data services. A good chunk of business logic is here. Consumer uses the orchestra and handles UI requests.
All it essentially does is split the monolith into 3 services at minimum. And since it’s on the cloud, there’s a start up cost where we need to spin up 3 machines instead of whatever you can do with microservices. What benefit do I get?
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memes@lemmy.world•I dismissed it for so long, but now...English
3·3 months agoAre you proposing the government drones that we haven’t been seeing are spreading weaponized drone flu, or that they have a slowed production until the spring because they are planning something much bigger?



Except breaking into a top secret CIA vault housing mysterious objects that have reversed entropy