Hey, this is 2025; you forgot your /s…I hope.

and the media just repeats it as if nothing of any note is going on.

Mainstream media at least. Thankfully, Arstechnica and The Verge have been shouting from the rooftops at how unconstitutional and fascist the trump regime is being.

Why are you assuming their genitals would be the same as yours?

And it will be on a prepaid card and you’ll need to sign up for a google account to get the card.

That’s what Equifax did to people. Made them create an account and fork over personal details to get the settlement payout.

A settlement Equifax had to pay over stolen data. Oh the irony.