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Hey. I bet that’s not the only reason. There’s also a bunch of lizard-brain animal reflexes to overcome even when you’re philosophically comitted.

Sometimes i wish i wasnt completely unloveable.

Only sometimes though–mostly when I’m thinking about kissing.

When natural talent and every advantage is honed by hard work passion and dedication.

palms some blotter paper and eats two bars of the most disgusting chocolate you can imagine

We have ways.

An app that creates birds to identify.

Pokemon go but the Pokémon are real and I need to wrestle with the ramifications of that.

A calendar I can actually remember to use

A public transit app that makes the busses be where it says.

A web browser that doesn’t suck!

Social media for the mirror world where not everybody sucks.

This is real friendship.

Oh my god, I would kill for a taxi app that let me pay in the blood of the innocent. Or a map app that got me there ridiculously fast but always seeing something horrible I could see but not act fast enough to stop–or maybe occasionally through a layer of hell, or something?

Maybe a food delivery app that made all other food taste like ash? A workout tracking app that I could lie on and have retroactively spent like three extra hours doing squats?

Half wrong but got the entirely good outcome. Or almost.

Okay but what if my kid turns out gay or trans or a different kind of christian than me? It’s better that they die than any of that, right?

Yeah but they all did it at least once.

Probably about someone else’s body, but still.

Most people haven’t had a thought since high school.

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The time when stuff is really dry because nestle cloud seeds over their collectors, but it’s not all hot enough to reach its flash point. Until the big fire (that’s usually ‘spring’). So its the ~month where you can sometimes see the sky.

So fucking adorable! Such kitty!

I would love enchanted apps.

Of course american sabotage is encouraged.

Yes but if we don’t accuse them, how will we lock down and own all software so nobody can avoid our malicious code!?

I think even among ML’s there are better candidates for all that. Castro’s entire set, for one.

I think he absolutely meant it and was a gifted administrator(putting aside killing all the other communists for a moment), but he made the same mistake all the French revolutionaries made–centralized power too much taking it from the soviets, so it fell apart when anyone less capable of filling those extremely large shoes stepped in.

He made the classic ‘great man’ mistake, and didn’t trust the people he meant to save, so his success began to die the moment he did. It’s hard to blame him personally, but god dammit he could have done so much better with a little sacrifice in initial efficiency to help the people be a bigger part of the revolution.

Yeah! I have a freshly bleached asshole and everything!

I took this as a protest sign rather than an ad–I’m absolutely doing this next time i want to get tear gassed.