“Hit him, Lenny! You too, Carl!”

best. I like you.

Skinner is above perchance.org in the bottom right quadrant.

Do it for Chewie and the Ewoks …and all the other puppets

“What the hell is so funny?!”

I wasn’t asleep; I was drunk!

Hey, just checking in. Are you still setting the world ablaze with your knowledge? *edit: oh, my bad. I’m proving a point to someone who couldn’t even handle lemmy.

Burn’s Heir

The Girl in Lovers Lane… with Jack Elam not Jack LaLanne.

“…and all the other puppets”

Americans can’t drive. It’s far too easy to get a drivers license in the USA. Auto lobby, blahblahblah.

I’m interested in these fingers and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

So you don’t know how a keyed switch works. Gotcha.

Remove the lock cylinder and touch the two wires together. Replace cylinder.