Fuck.

An alternative for what? Never heard of it.

I could only recall the incest brand off the top of my head 😭

This is because we have a Google home which is linked to my Spotify account.

Cute story… this is an advertisement, even if it was not the author’s intent. I enjoy human connection and mawwiage as much as the next guy, but we can have a better story with post-google open source alternatives.

“Will you be my Spotify Duo… til death do us part?” I texted her, over my Google Pixel 3 Watch

sniffle “Of course my love. Nike, Just Do It™” she said, between sips of her new Folger’s dark mountain blend with new hazelnut flavor.

“Based, fam” And then they Uber off into the sunset.

I am intrigued by your views and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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Wow the art looks great! Are your HP and gold maxed out?

May I have mine directed by Roger Corman? It would have only one location and consist mostly of padding.

5?

I am sorry that you feel this way.

roller skates and nipple chainz

I do enjoy a good balancing. Thank you.

The game has been in development for half a decade, and it’s not anywhere near finished. The voice acting is great but they’re glorified demos with adult gimmicks.

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New favorite. Fantastic work!

“I can do that.”

Anakin Skywalker proceeds to grow another 4 inches past his original height, to meet her expectations.

And then they vow to not reproduce, thus ending the story and ruining the meme format.

Make a sandwich = $5

Purchase sandwich = GDP of Haiti

I worked on lots of very large Zoom meetings. After you subscribe to the product, it’s your own responsibility to use the tools provided to moderate incoming users. Zoombombing is only possible with very poorly moderated or unmoderated Zoom meetings. They would have to do several things wrong, and here are some of them:

1. Not requiring a password to join the meeting
2. Including the password in the link to join the meeting.
3. Not setting admin/moderator permissions, allowing any user to take them
4. Not differentiating the meeting room from the default room.
5. Distributing the wrong Zoom link, there can be one for attendees and a different one intended for spectators, who should not have audio/video broadcast permissions.

That’s not all of them, but if this group improperly handles their Zoom setup, the company isn’t responsible because they already provided the security tools and the documentation to use them. At least, that’s my humble understanding.

They’re obviously filming with optifine

A movie you’re not going to share with your friends does not sound successful.