Newton’s third law of motion. Are the ankles biting me back???

Lingonberry jam is a common addition to veal here in Germany. Probably would fit steak just fine.

“Training your replacement,” Futuristic Dystopia edition.

Can’t find it right now, but this reminds me of that one video about the Citroën C15 (or a similar car) basically asking “Do you really need a car bigger than this?” and showing off how the C15 can transport multiple cows and go cross country and such.

Lemmy would be the perfect place for it, too. Columbo is a working class hero.

Don’t forget the soundtrack, which absolutely slaps.

They don’t call 'em squiggly lines for nothing.

This may or may not be an unpopular opinion, but here it goes: Individualized wedding vows are stupid anyway, so you might as well use Google or ChatGPT for it. In the past, wedding vows were mostly the same for all couples and represented the cultural and/or religious context in which the wedding took place. They were also often generic and short, and their significance was mainly due to tradition and the fact that all couples made the same ones.

The huge, hyper-individualized wedding ceremonies we have today are great for wedding planning businesses, but it’s okay to not want that, so long as your spouse is on board with it.

Lumpy, doesn’t stay in one place, periodically makes your fingers bleed. Extremely soft though. 3/5 ⭐

Damn, wish I would’ve known this before I started a career ten years ago.

Hey man, show some respect. This is serious cinema like Schindler’s List and Legally Blonde.

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If not for sitting then why is square??

stuck here with company managed Windows on a Thinkpad where I can’t even customise my wallpaper…

You are conveniently provided a secure IT infrastructure streamlined toward seamless collaboration and productivity. Please do not resist.

Nice, I recently replayed 8, 9, and 10. FF8 is definitely the odd one out in some ways, but it has a special place in my heart as the first FF I ever played.

The other pixels have been used to log in to this website.

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You probably mean Beate Klarsfeld. The Nazi she slapped was then-chancellor of West Germany Kurt Georg Kiesinger. Her work also helped bring several high-ranking Nazis and war criminals to justice, Klaus Barbie being one of the more well-known ones.

It’s pretty much what I loved about Ken M.