Think about what New York would be like without him. Racist scum. If anyone was ever a good candidate for assassination it would be him.

I-10 in New Orleans

My city sits on a filled in swamp.

I had never heard of CED and researching it led me to the knowledge that laserdisc was originally called Discovision.

Brb. Recording all my records into my vcr.

Blues Brothers. For a musical comedy that movie starts slooow.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.

–Stephen Wright

The same might be true of Buddy Holly. The Crickets had only released a handful of singles and already fallen off the charts before Holly died. If it wasn’t for the massive amount of material they recorded that could be released posthumously they might have just been a footnote.

Bill Murray is God who is so fucking over it and just wants to hand this shit off to his son.

Jason Schwartzman is Satan trying so hard to get everybody to like him even though he sucks.

Are we talking standard poodle or toy poodle? Because both are funny in their own way.

Who cuts a pizza into only four slices?

They do.

From their website:

The Waffle House employees receive health insurance, dental insurance, vision insurance, and life insurance.

Even if they did, humans are way too big for them to bother with. They are lazy as fuck. Food practically has to fall into their mouths.

Alligators generally aren’t all that dangerous. They are not aggressive at all, especially not toward humans. But they fucking will be if they know you have food and then you’re fucked.

My preferred spot is also called Sal’s but it’s in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. It has an autographed picture of David Berkowitz hanging up. I bet there are a fuckload of spots called Sal’s in New York.

You are correct. You can find New York style pizza just about anywhere these days but the bar for quality is higher there with so much competition.

Mardi Gras season officially begins January 6. Often referred to as twelfth night (of Christmas but we only do Christmas on the 25th), it is the eve of The Epiphany. We celebrate with a walking parade in honor of Joan of Arc.

From there there’s countless celebrations, parades, balls, etc leading up to Fat Tuesday which this year falls on February 17.

So yeah, this is accurate. For us the holiday season doesn’t end until lent.

Edit: that isn’t to say we don’t celebrate New Year’s but everybody is already getting ready for their Mardi Gras activities.

I live in one of the hottest and most humid places in the US. Summer lasts for at least five months. Most people just don’t go outside unless they have to. I am not looking forward to summer either.

Dog Day Afternoon

Holy cow, 40 year old memory unlocked.