In fairness, Mankind hasn’t been too stringent on essays ever since the undertaker threw him off the cage in the hell in a cell match in 98
southsamurai
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southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•A friend and I saw a quarter in a urinal and he asked me to reach in and pick it up.English
1·9 hours agoI’m not sure this is a dad joke. Not a bad one, but not sure it has the level of smartassery necessary
southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•If a person goes "missing" and never found. How long does it take for life insurance to kick in and bank accounts resort back to the family?
4·9 hours agoDamn, that’s a horrible diagnosis. Sorry.
But, as others have said, love insurance has a shit ton of escape clauses because they don’t want to pay out. It isn’t enough to be dead necessarily, the manner and/or cause of death can be a factor.
Bank accounts are easier because you can just add people in to have access. Usually some hoops to jump through, but doable. There’s also power of attorney, which helps with more than just bank issues.
My plan in the event of that diagnosis is to find some forest and get lost before I forget how to get lost.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How come people don't compliment other people on great word usage? If someone use the word lets say ecclesiastical or something like that they do not get complimented it shows they respect English.
3·24 hours agoYeah, I’m a word nerd, but a vocabulary isn’t inherently about intellect. It’s about putting the effort in, because even people with severe learning disorders can still amass l arge vocabularies. Now, using them appropriately rather than just collecting them does take a little more effort and thought, but it’s also not some kind of feat of genius. Anyone with reasonable capacity can use fancy words appropriately.
Don’t get me wrong, I fucking despise people that shit on the sheer joy that language can be. We don’t have to limit ourselves to “double plus” thinking or speech, and shouldn’t. And anyone trying to act like having a varied and sizable vocabulary is some kind of flaw can suck the peanuts out of my shit (or whatever varieties of legumes they prefer from my feces, if they feel so inclined).
But the only thing vocabulary really indicates about a person is that they value their vocabulary.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•The worst sub is fuckcars.English
3·1 day agoI dunno if I’d say worst, because it would require comparison to all the similar communities based on an ism to the degree of zealotry.
And that’s what it comes down to, what makes that specific community easy to point to as a bad example. Any time you get zealots all in one place, it turns shitty fast. That’s true regardless of what their article of faith is. All that matters is that they believe something and do so the the exclusion of any other factor.
Like, if you run across a group of scientists that believe so strongly in a given fact as a guiding principle, they can quickly turn into zealots even though that original fact is indisputable. It’s all about placing a belief over any other factor.
Fuck cars in particular hates cars, and the assholes among the community are zealots that simply do not give a fuck about any other factor. Doesn’t matter what use case there is, what hurdles are in the way, you’re an asshole because you didn’t immediately say “fuck cars, no matter what!” That’s a zealot. At that point, it isn’t about the subject matter, it’s about them wanting to feel superior, to feel “right”, and of equal importance to a zealot, that you’re wrong and lessser than them because you don’t see the “truth”.
Now, not every person there is an asshole or zealot. But the assholes and zealots of any group are the loudest and most obnoxious. So the community as a whole becomes very unwelcoming and insular.
Again, it isn’t about what a zealot believes. They may be 100% right objectively (though that’s rarely possible), it’s that a zealot isn’t there to actually work towards a goal or spread knowledge. They’re there to be smug and self superior. That is different from someone that holds a belief without being a zealot. You can usually tell the difference because the zealot will make all the noise while the other ones actually do something and don’t waste their time bitching at other people.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the most outrageous food item that you or someone you know has smuggled into a movie theatre?
2·1 day agoA twelve inch sub, two bags of chips, a bottle of soda for each, and some Reese’s cups.
I did the entire load except the Reeses.
This was back when FUBU was still a viable company. I could fit a full sized handgun in each pocket, so two drink bottles in one and a sandwich in the other were easy. Chips in the back pockets. With pants that loose, and a baggy shirt over the top, it wasn’t even visible lol. Good belt helped though.
With a good coat in winter, I could smuggle anything I damn well wanted almost anywhere. Hell, anywhere at all that didn’t search people, no almost.
Edit: me and my homie went together, it wasn’t all for me
Jerky might = kids, normal food = legal sex
I mean, it could be coded to refer to anything illegal as far as that goes.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Redditors discussing "Is the threat of inbreeding exaggerated?" is it true?
3·1 day agoI rarely complain about voting, but it annoys the fuck out of me that this question is in the negative. It’s actually a damn good question, if poorly phrased.
But it’s true. Inbreeding takes generations to cause significant troubles if there’s no really nasty genetic diseases present already.
Even siblings aren’t going to crank out two headed monsters if they’re the first in the family to keep it in the family. And, once you’re past first cousins, the risks get even lower. Not non existent, just not anything to worry about in the first generation. Again, that’s unless there’s a known issue.
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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world•Possibly have IBS, trying loperamide
5·1 day agoWell, loperamide definitely helps, particularly with IBSd.
But there’s other ways to minimize troubles. The first is to figure out if you have food triggers (most people with it do) and then eliminate them. Food diary is the fastest way to narrow down exactly what sets you off. You’ll likely figure out quickly that acidic foods are a trigger (because they almost always are for everyone with IBS), so tomato sauces are a great thing to start eliminating.
However, there’s what’s called the FODMAP diet, which actually reduces FODMAPs, so it’s kinda weird that it’s just referred to that way. But elimination of FODMAPs tends to drastically reduce or even eliminate IBS flare ups.
However, diet alone isn’t always the culprit. Stress plays a big role in flares. So does hydration (which isn’t always thought of as part of diet, so I mention it separately). Mobility factors in; being sedentary makes IBS d and c worse, though it’s counter intuitive with IBSd what with walking stimulating bowel motility.
Fiber is often recommended, but I say be very cautious when you try it. Psyllium fiber in particular has a habit of making gas and cramping worse with some IBS sufferers. I tend to favor improving soluble fiber while minimizing insoluble to be more effective than just increasing fiber overall. But there’s a degree of insoluble that’s necessary, so don’t go crazy eliminating it.
Because IBS is kinda individual, it’s always a journey. Something like arthritis, you know what’s going to help it or not; you break a leg, there’s a very small range of options and they are all certain to work. But IBS? It’s not really a single disease as much as having bowels that are reactive to “stuff”, and that stuff just isn’t the same for everyone. So be prepared to deal with a good bit of experimenting until you figure out what works for you.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How come people don't compliment other people on great word usage? If someone use the word lets say ecclesiastical or something like that they do not get complimented it shows they respect English.
8·1 day agoThey do!
But it’s rare for multiple reasons.
First, both the listener and the speaker have to know the word, because otherwise there’s no reason to compliment it
Second, the listener (or reader, but I’m too lazy to type both every damn time) has to care about word usage, and it’s kinda niche.
Third, there’s a significant degree of anti-intellectual belief out in the world, so that segment is going to have the opposite response, and they’re prone to being obnoxious about it.
Fourth, giving compliments is not something everyone is good at, so there’s a segment that might appreciate it, but not know how to express it.
Fifth, a corollary to the fourth, it can feel awkward to give compliments, so it gets shoved avoided, which is partly due to sixth:
Sixth, as a culture, complimenting someone is a complicated social action. There’s all kinds of little unspoken rules around it, and that makes a lot of people just nope out entirely.
But if you hang around people that enjoy word play and vocabulary, you’ll see a lot more compliments :)
This is targeted harassment at me, and I will not accept it
southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
Android@lemdro.id•New FUTO Keyboard FOSS swipe library now availableEnglish
1·2 days agoAhhhh, gotcha.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
Gaming@lemmy.zip•The Steam Machine and Steam Frame are shipping this summer, Valve confirm as the pair join the Verified programEnglish
3·3 days agoIma have to just wait until a neighbor gets a machine and rob them the way memory prices are fucking things
southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Not self promoting or shit like that. But am I popular or something on this site? It just seems everyone wants to go thru post history or something, when all I post is stuff to engage people?
1·3 days agoPopular? For a given value of popular, absolutely.
You’re a high volume poster with a very distinct writing voice. Doesn’t take long to start recognizing the pattern, which will inevitably mean the user name is recognizable as well.
Me? I tend to really enjoy your nostupidquestions posts, even when I have no idea what in the fuck you’re asking. See, a community like this needs members that will essentially post whatever the fuck is on their mind with little or no filter. On reddit, there were subs where one or two folks like that made them worth dividing visiting because it opens the gate.
Even when you ask something that’s off the wall and barely intelligible, it spurs reaction, thought. Even when that thought/reaction is negative, it makes people think about what they wish would be posted.
And, on top of the gate opening, people that ask whatever the hell is in their head tend to ask things nobody else would. You have no idea how many times you’ve asked some off the wall shit that made me really think because I would have never approached the subject in that way. There was a guy on reddit in one of the niche subs that was the same way, and I always took extra time to consider his asks because it often led to me thinking something new, even if I couldn’t give a useful response.
Though, being real, sometimes I have no clue what in the hell you’re getting at lol.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What is happening with all the explosions in America and Mexico? First it was California then Washinton now it's Mexico?
5·3 days agoYou’re screaming against the wind of hundreds of years of language usage.
Besides, in English, if you’re referring to both continents, you say the americas, and use north or south if specifying one or the other
So, no, Mexico isn’t in America, it’s in North America by conventional English usage. Or it’s in the Americas, if you want to be all inclusive.
Those terms wouldn’t necessarily apply directly in Spanish, French, or Portuguese, and many countries in the Americas use terms in those languages to differentiate between the United States of America and the continents. Los estados unitas, el norte, etc. Depends on exactly where you are as to what gets used afaik, but my exposure is mostly to Mexicans, Nicaraguans, Puerto Ricans, and the occasional Guatemalan, and those two terms are what I’ve heard most.
But in English? America is the default when referring to the us, since it’s cumbersome to use “the united states” in both speech and print. America just takes less time, and it’s so common that anywhere you go in the world, if you say America while in context of a single place, they’ll understand what you mean.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.worksto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•if all birds sing and if they do why do geese honk, ducks quack, and chickens bawk?
4·3 days agoAll three of those have songs.
Ducks can do this strange little warble when in their own groups. Geese sing hymns to satan. Swans I haven’t been around enough of to have heard their sweeter sounds, but I’ve been told they exist.
But chickens? They sing. Even roosters, but hens in particular have multiple songs. Trills mostly, and the one you hear most is when they’re sleepy and letting each other know all is well. They can do this little purr when they’re feeling all lovey or wanting treats. They even chirp when surprised.
The bawks aren’t even singular. Depending on what they’re doing and what’s going on, it can be quiet like buks, loud and annoyed baaawks, friendly tuk-tuks when food is around, trouble boks when they’re after something and trying to be all stealth but can’t just not make sounds, outright squawks when complaining about something. They have a rich range of vocalizations. Maybe not as complex as something like a parrot or raven, but I’d say more complex than the budgies I’ve been around.
That’s not even getting into other sounds they make as a side effect of other communication efforts. Beak clicks, clacks, and snaps. Wing beats and feather ruffles.
Roosters gobble! Very similar to the classic turkey sound, though not identical enough that you’d mistake one for the other. They also make loud whistles, hisses (which hens can do, but rarely get scrappy enough to fight, so it’s rare), and screams.
But roosters also sing their version of trills and purrs.
Thing is, unless you really chill with your chickens, you won’t hear most of them. Day to day, they’re out hunting and pecking and buk-bukking, with the occasional bawk bawk when they find something interesting. But if you’re with them for a while, you’ll catch the others.
Yeah, he’s got that magic voice and laid back vibe. It’s a very rare critter that can’t enjoy it







Shit, I think I was the weird kid