Spykee
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Spykee@lemm.eeto
science@lemmy.world•They’ve Observed Teleworking for Four Years and Reached One Clear Conclusion: “Working From Home Makes Us Happier”English
16·8 months agoOf course it does!
When I get a complaint email I can yell at Myles to go fuck himself with a toilet brush, all whole sitting in my favourite chair and Myles will still wish me a good evening at the end of the work day.
What’s not to like?
Pornhub sound!
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MUHAHAHAHA
I really hope so bro.
Fuck yeah!
Did anyone see the new Dyson stick?\
I’m on a holiday camping road trip.
Just sat on a public unisex toilet.
Some super hot milf used it before me.
The whole toilet still smells of her wonderful perfume/deo/lotion.
Toilet seat still warm.
That’s BodyContact-101, bitches!
My first time with a hot milf while on a holiday.
So long virgins!Edit: PostNut Euphoria.
Damn!
Carjacking affecting more people every passing day.
Spykee@lemm.eeto
Uplifting News@lemmy.world•Gonorrhoea vaccine to be rolled out in England from AugustEnglish
1·9 months agoYES!!!
I can finally take Stella on a date.
Yeah for science!
Anon does call himself intellectually challenged. Maybe anon also has sexdaily.
Spykee@lemm.eeto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are commonly used idioms/metaphors that make no sense to anyone who knows about the topic they come from?
11·9 months ago“You cannot have a cake and eat it too?”
Bruv, if I have a cake in my hands, I am going to eat it.
It’s like me giving a back massage to my girlfriend. Things are going to get groped.
Yes, I have a girlfriend. I will not be taking any questions.
\Edit- Source: Drawtism.
I love your boobs too, bro!
Size doesn’t matter.
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All boobs are beautiful.



I got you too!








Are you me?
You ARE me!
FUCK YEAH!
Weirdos like me do live past 50.