I have long lashes and once in a while I’ll see something on the edge of my vision that I can never actually see. It’s always an eyelash that webt rogue and grew in sideways.
Another aspect of my long lashes is whenever my eyes water (I’m not crying you’re crying) it smears on my glasses.
I’ve noticed my grey ones grow faster.
Well that takes me back a spell. Great movie. I’d have to rewatch it to assess the effects but I remember them as awesome when I saw it as a kid.
I once knew a guy that got a job by telling dick jokes on a forum. Got hired to work on some internal newsletter at Microsoft.
Oh, oh, my turn: I was fired on my first day of FMLA for a mental break caused by the ongoing discrimination at my workplace. Woohoo!
Edited to add: your job is protected for 12 months on FMLA. Your specific position is protected for 3 months after which they either have to give you a job, but not necessarily the same position you were in previously.
West. There’s gold in them thar hills!
We usually have several groups of families in our neighborhood. Our streets were packed this year, though. First Halloween in a while that wasn’t cold or raining or both.
Our neighborhood only has two entrance streets with a lot of connecting interior streets and cul de sacs which makes it a wee safer due to no through streets and less traffic.
Many families set up firepits in their driveways to hand out candy, sometimes with music playing or movies projected on garage doors, one house has a popcorn machine every year. This year several houses had buckets of mini shots for parents and a lot of others smelled like some dank vape. When we drank we used to bring a wagon with wine and cups to share with neighbors. It’s a really great time.
This year there was even an Inflatable Cupcake Castle of Doom.
Last year there was a haunted house set up so that at the end you were watching the next group on cameras and you controlled the puppets and stuff, very Jigsaw style. That house has always had an elaborate haunted house but couldn’t do it this year.
So…yeah, trick or treating is still alive in our neighborhood.
How many Starbucks stores do they need in one office building?
Did they check the couch cushions?
Got to get that extra creamy.
That’s not Walmart, that’s on the dairy farm and the FDA not doing proper inspections.
Right from the start, even:
Take my love, take my land,
Take me where I cannot stand.
I don’t care, I’m still free,
You can’t take the sky from me.
Why would you want shit on your shorts?
At least, before you wear them. Then shit on them all you want.
The pre-wear shitting is where I csn’t follow.
Carpe deus.
Seize god.
I am a leaf on the wind…
…watch how I soar.
I tried contributing to game8. They only accept payment through paypal. I’ve closed my paypal account.
An effort was made.
All according to plan so farmland can be bought up by large corporations and billionaires. They want to control and commodify every aspect of survival.
Phil and I just had another kid, so of course we need a bigger SUV. Being a mom is hard, with soccer, football and lacrosse practice, so we bought the new Maibatsu Monstrosity. It’s so big! We lost little Joey in the back and couldn’t find him for an hour! When I’m rushing to the mall, or talking on my cell phone, I know me and my family are safe. The Maibatsu Monstrosity has 4-wheel drive, and in amphibious mode, it can cross rivers! So far I’ve only hit a few puddles, but it’s good to know it’s there. With the time I save taking shortcuts through the strip-mall parking lot I can focus on the important things, like gazing longingly at the pool boy or buying more exercise equipment off the TV. So what if it gets 3 miles to the gallon? I’m a mom, not a conservationist!
The new Maibatsu Monstrosity - mine is bigger
Is my disco call
I have a hair around the bottom of my ribcage, all by itself, that used to grow really long if I didn’t notice. First time I found it I thought it was a thread from my shirt until I realized tugging it hurt. I think it was 4-5 inches (~10-12 cm).
Then there was the ingrown hair on my jawline that started looking like I had a botfly. That one was a few inches coiled up inside the cyst by the time I decided to cut it open and drain it. So…yay for at home minor surgery because I can’t afford to see a doctor! Go USA!