>very hairy bed
You?
>very hairy bed
You?


Discharge
Who is she?
“Nice drugs nerd, did your mom get them for you?”


Ardour


Just make sure it knows how to find and harvest fuel on it’s own, it can be so pesky when you run out of hot water!


Now it’s just Daniel the Human Crusher, off work and hanging with people who both know that he’s a Human Crusher, and are 100% fine with that.
I figured you’d want some fabric in those sensitive areas
This is the most relatable one yet


They’re great for tearing the shingles off of a roof!
Well, maybe once my dreams come true, I can report back to you
Like a mouthful of worn pantyhose that has done an office shift and then inhale through the nose
How’d you find my diary?


Fantastic! I’d been resorting to bloodletting with mine, a pill that reduces the reaction I get from just looking at my Aliexpress LLF™ would be a lifesaver, and reduce the scarring!


Username does NOT check out


They said that their next game will be a brand new IP!


Jazz moment


You hit me in the cup
This guy gets it