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It’s halloween, where can I find Boo bees?
blondie: “your colleague ratted on you, said you were selling these for high margins.”
manager: “h-he said that?”
blondie: “he practically sang, and now he’s dead. We can put it all on him and call it a day, or I can tell the feds that you were the mastermind behind the whole show.”
manager: *sweats*
blue shirt: “w-we just… we just need a price. Please.”
tetris11@lemmy.mlto
commandline@programming.dev•nmcli and nmtui for WiFi control from the command line
1·6 months agonmtui is the best, I just wish network manager played a little better with wireguard
One short story explains the other
I was gonna ask why the reporter is wearing sunglasses indoors, but then I noticed the teeth
Is it not the 5 course dinner kicking in?
I stand throbbingly by my statement
Yandex is deptessingly good
tetris11@lemmy.mlto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•People who don't/can't sleep when they're "supposed to", why? What do you do during this time?
1·6 months agoIm an anything bird - by that I mean that caffeine dictates my schedule.
If I work UK timezones, then my last coffee is at 3pm and I’m in bed by 11:59pm and up at 8ish.
If I work US timezones, then my last coffee is at 8pm and I’m in bed by 4am and up at 12:01pm
tetris11@lemmy.mlto
Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Are you a GOOD WITCH or a BAD WITCH? - CatTrigger
1·6 months agoTook me a while to realise the witch didn’t have a goatee
tetris11@lemmy.mlto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What technology would you give to ancient people just to fuck with them?
131·7 months agooh I’d teach 'em modern english, and then dump a truck load of People’s Magazine’s outside their hut
Going for a hunt today? Can’t. Need to know what Janniston said to Branjelo on page 4





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