I don’t get this comic. The text is fine, but it has literally nothing to do with the characters or the coffee shop they’re in

I guess the story is that the blond girl had a previous conversation with the brunette pair about freaking out about the actions of humanity, followed up by days of silence, and then a tentative message to meet up in a coffee shop somewhere to discuss, or maybe she just bumped into them unplanned (hence the laptop?)

What is even the story here?

Give me all the Toy Story Films, plus a 2 week amnesiac pill every 2 weeks. I’ll be fine

The sheer number of penises starring in that film

Trolley problems can be directly mapped to those “would you rather” drinking games. e.g. Would you have sex with your dad to save your mum’s life?

The question is meaningless in a normal context, the answer is meaningless in a normal context, but it’s fun to explore your limits in strange circumstances, no?

Agency might matter depending on societal context. 5 hot guys might be worse than 1 hot guy in a world with limited resources, for example.

Everyone knows that 5 of something is usually better than 1. The dilemma comes from finding a situation where that might not be true, and therein exploring some quirks of our own humanity.

It goes too far when people interpret these quirks as fundamental human traits, but there is genuine merit in testing oneself with fun hypotheticals

Thank youuu!

Same, and same.

the second one mostly, but also a bit of the first.

What was meant by that gag? She found a prince? She married into royalty? She never married at all? What does that ending mean?

You signed the forms, you knew what you were agreeing to

And then Android is a Starbucks cup.

That does Android a huge disservice. Android is a well made Nescafe. It’s not the coffee of your choice, but it is stable and reliable, and doesn’t make a fuss if you pour other coffees into it.

That’s just pretentious, man. You do that for the musafir but there’s no way you use that impossible to clean cezve on a daily basis.

Here, use this:

A teaspoon for every little cup of water. Heat it fast until it simmers, stir like crazy for two minutes, pour, then let it froth slightly, then pour again.

I use Arch and Debian depending on what I think is easiest.

He’s dead. The aliens took issue and doubled back.

Athena sprung out of Zeus’s head like a bad splitting headache. So, uh, the world is either gonna get a lot more wise or a lot more violent

war-stir-shar

My name’s Eddie, I like Spaghetti

10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, and 90 year olds are NOT welcome!

You just need to break the syntax apart and look at it from the LHS and the RHS seperately.

In layman’s terms: constantine felt boxed in by his social class which left him often at dagger-ends to the operations on his car. Unable to keep up with the constant payments, he defaulted on the loan.

See? Easy.

If nails were standardised then yeah all this would be overkill. But new nails and heck, wood types are coming out all the time, and you definitely can’t build a spice rack with the wrong tools.

Fat Bastard

Ding - crazy good prosthetics, right?

It really isn’t. I do agree that for most purposes a static network with some central public nodes is the answer, but I want something more dynamic