I got my regular “off-brand taxi” habibi on standby. In case I need it, I send him a signal and he swoops by as I take a flying leap into his car and we scoot tf out of there in his hatchback.
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Cake day: April 10th, 2025
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11·5 days agoHuman society just has to round this one up by ishowspeed randomly slamming open some entrance near Musk, taking aim and lining up a smack - which is accelerated by speed leaning into it with a double flip - that explodes on to Elons face, effectively implanting Elons skull into the center of a small crater.
The monument of his remains will be maintained to inform future generations of what had transpired that day.
exe malware: targets Wine
me: oh shi
I just listened to Linkin Park “Reanimation”…
… I’VE COME SO FAR TO LOOSE IT ALL~!
IN THE END~ IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER~!
The battle is lost (´；ω；｀)
The arms race is real (╯︵╰,)
Crypto is still bullshit ʕ´• ᴥ•̥`ʔ
But AI is here to stay ʕಠ_ಠʔ
Yeah, I don’t like it either (⌐■-■)