The best imho

Haha, just have your kids later in life then you don’t have to see them grow old.

I’m from the 60’s and my eldest just turned twenty.

Less funny

They’ll just make it free to education establishments. Eventually the next generation will only know it.

As they did with Windows and Office tools.

Not seen Spelunky2 in this list. It’s a quite hard rogue like platformer, but procedurally generated.

Also Noita (I think this is an indie?). Again procedurally generated game, but the map is bigger than expected. Wand programming at its finest

I was with you until “warm sea”

In Scotland!

A substance farmer?

Like someone who grows weed?