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Merde

Change my name to John Connor

Regardless of whether they can look up or not, they can still see stars at night looking toward the horizon…

Unironically is an anagram of unicornially.

Do you still have a functional Zip drive?

Eggland’s Best already stamps their logo on the eggs they sell. I consider that advertising on the eggs.

Did it brick after a year of use?

All I can ever see when looking at the Michael Myers mask is William Shatner.

The answer to what you’ve seen them in is always star trek.