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That’s discrusting

I’m envious

Sorry, I formatted it using Microsoft Word.

Apparently Tom Selleck started reverse aging around y2k

Let’s go with 50 First Dates.

I’m still waiting for Peacock to counter the programming of shark week with Shrek Week

Just be sure not to use a recursive algorithm on that.

Do you have a plunger handy?

https://lemmynsfw.com/post/24789745

Escape from Sobibor?

Bazzite sounds like the perfect setup for Minecraft

Only if you’re board

Actually, he doesn’t count. It says ranked by their eyebrows, and he only had one eyebrow.

US Mobile is the way to go.

How many people never realized that Bikini bottom is below the Bikini Atoll, site of early atomic bomb testing.

Teachers response: Is there a Mrs. Gump, Mr. Gump?

Or Jan-2

I don’t have one horse size duck or 100 duck sized horses in this race.

Whenever I see a vest that says POLICE ICE on it, I always think that whoever ordered them had a stutter.

You could use it to finally level off that wobbly table in the kitchen.