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Escape from Sobibor?

Bazzite sounds like the perfect setup for Minecraft

Only if you’re board

Actually, he doesn’t count. It says ranked by their eyebrows, and he only had one eyebrow.

US Mobile is the way to go.

How many people never realized that Bikini bottom is below the Bikini Atoll, site of early atomic bomb testing.

Teachers response: Is there a Mrs. Gump, Mr. Gump?

Or Jan-2

I don’t have one horse size duck or 100 duck sized horses in this race.

Whenever I see a vest that says POLICE ICE on it, I always think that whoever ordered them had a stutter.

You could use it to finally level off that wobbly table in the kitchen.

Lego were meant for using your imagination. Following instructions is the opposite of that.

So I’ve been told.

Actually, that damage happened because I’m allergic to bullshit and I sneezed on it.

I got the impression that it was more meant to be a backdoor pilot for a potential series, which they knew probably wouldn’t fly.

Not sure they’d be stupid enough to go after someone as big as Apple though.

I’m pretty sure Apple has been using those files since before Nintendo released the DS.

I think that Weird Al should do a cover of Trustfall by Pink and call it Trustfund. This post could work as inspiration for the lyrics.

Turns out it’s from a mattress store in Mexico. They give you a mattress for your dog with the purchase of a regular mattress.