For ranting like a punctuation deprived madman

Get help.

“Fuck you, make me”

Because usually it doesn’t help. You get a lot of questions about what you were wearing and what your make up is like, your love life is scrutinized, you get to retell the most traumatic moment of your entire existence over and over and over again to people.

And then nothing happens. The perpetrator walks free.

So you just try to put it behind you. Move on. Even though you are severely traumatized, you put in a smile and pretend that if you pretend everything is alright, it somehow will be.

Unfortunately the patriarchy

Hugo nominated author Chuck Tingle is one of the best things to ever happen to the sci-fi community.

Love is love

They got trounced by Ventrilo, which had the saddest looking UI I’ve ever seen on a commercial product.

You have no idea! They are absolutely seething at being called out like this, even though the game is basically “Conservatives stay away, the RPG”. I’ve ended up in quite a few Reddit slapfights over it.

As far as I can tell, what drives them nuts is the “fascists and bigots” bit. Basically they apparently self-identify as bigots and fascists, but deeply resent anyone else doing so.

That guy knows nothing. Rude girls go hard.

Sometimes I put on Jose Chung’s From Outer Space, if only to keep the darkness at bay.

lol Mansfield Cumming.

Collective bargaining is capitalism.

I mean, we use different terms (“social contract”, “law and order”, “state monopoly on violence”), but that’s what it boils down to.

Mariah Carrey has entered the chat.

Also, no they won’t. Every physics department, every national lab, every tech company has that guy. You know who I mean. If your lab does not have that guy, odds are, you are that guy.

puts on dubstep, proceeds to be confused

Obviously, as a Firefox user myself, I’m making similar choices.

But I’ll be dammed if I let an opportunity go to waste to remind people that Brandan Eich is disgusting human trash. He’s responsible for JavaScript, and that’s only least of his sins.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brendan_Eich

These guys played host to one of the tech world’s most prominent homophobes for decades. I like the browser but the foundation has been trying to fuck everything up since the beginning of the web.