How about click to get me off your mail list or the FBI gives you a visit?

Hard pass. I don’t want anything where the technology is not controlled from my hub or someone I trust.

My phone is running slow…hey! How about a camera 🤳📸!

I second this. I didn’t understand that until…you know, like you install the latest python or something and then your website is proof! Gone. Dockerization gives it a little bit of stability.

Criss cross crash! What about a big ass 200stories tall ramp with an elevator and a loop to loop at the bottom?

I woke up at 4 this morning. The fridge made a big ice maker noise that sounded like a door getting slammed. Anyway here I am shit posting and reading shit posts.

Only if I need to get old emails off that Gmail shit.

The new book “Australopithecus clusterfuck, the ins and outs of a lost hominid” has a good ring to it.

AI vagina Fleshlight beds. You just find your sleep inside one and it will do you all night long! Telling you stories of any topic. Massaging you in every possible way. Playing your favorite music. It’s like a living room! Oh I’m sleeping in the living room again. Yeah I’m in the dog house. But that’s why you need an AI vagina Fleshlight bed!

Looks like the transition was around 2016 from Skype to teams but Skype has been around since 2003.

I’ve been using teams for 3 or 4 years before the pandemic… So maybe around 2015? I gotta Google check that. But then before it was called teams it was called Skype. I recall the thing had a shitty transition to becoming teams.

How about ads on the hood of my car got when I’m doing oil changes? 😔😭

Or maybe 🤔, and I hope I don’t offend my fellow human beings in Ukraine, but what if meta donated drones to Ukraine where they would blowup tanks and the explosion would be in the form of a dawn commercial? Or Downy! Or Mr. Clean… somebody has to Remove all the stains 😔.

They probably used Chat-GPT which at the time…

Ok Mr Chat I need to rewrite the Skype code to look more like what we have been doing at Microsoft…

Oh my! It keeps crashing my PC, can you do a little less crash and more icons and shit?

Oh, it crashed my PC once more. How about this time no crash?

Dude, I said no crash! But nice graphics! Can you make the people icons at least 25% of the total screen real estate? And can you also hide the full screen icon into at least half an hour of clicks? Yeah make it real hidden!

Fantastic work on the full screen thing! Could you not make it like anything Microsoft has made before up to the point where it can actually run?

Good job at sending all my information to random strangers! Many points for that! And the icons! Soo big and beautiful! Thanks Chat-GPT! Bill! We’re ready to release!

NISSAN, the National Intelligence Social Security Association N… what’s the n-word…n… national!

Oooh! I’m ready for my first crime! Wait, hold on! Do you have a proper tattoo? Here, I’ll carve one for you. You want one for the mugshot? Or more like someone can see it if they try real hard right under the balls?

I know, surprise!

And also every piece of software you use in Linux has to have some form of backing from the community or it dies. That said there have been well supported softwares over the years that are still here with us and support everything you did with them for 20 years or longer. Sometimes you just gotta open an old file with an old version of the software so you can bring it up to date.

I’m just saying that the software is different, does different things, Acts differently and is differently supported than windows. It also does differently. As an example or recent memory…scyncthing, the crazy cool backup thing is now “dead” because nobody gave money to the developer and he got tired of putting up with Google and Android. Scyncthing-fork came from it and who knows if anyone is going to keep using that. I’m migrating to a gui-less tool called rsync. Yeah, stuff can die overnight. But it keeps running for a few years, you just gotta remember to jump ship ⚓🚢. Linux is for those who like the adventure or support the software.

Using the wrong tool when a vagina can do that all day long with no effort whatsoever.

Porn hub should start selling penis sound-pods. A flexible Bluetooth enabled rod that you stick in your penis to receive stimulation via musical sound waves translated into whatever waves are best received via your dick.

How much per ad man? I’m jealous 😀. I need my Downy and Toilet paper ads man. Maybe we could record the ads for prosperity and share them?