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No, that’s fine. It’s the 👍 thumb! Look at it! It’s freakishly small but not ridiculously small.
No, that’s fine. It’s the 👍 thumb! Look at it! It’s freakishly small but not ridiculously small.
“Apollo returns, a Boeing story”
"Huston, we have a problem… "
…ok we figured it out, now guys you’ll have to build a few things. First thing, you’ll have to go into the garbage disposal and using plastic bags please collect small bundles of poop. Mix the poop with hydrochloric acid and make them into hexagonal shapes 6" tall by 2" thick. Now we’ll need one of you to get the flu… Go find a vial left by the ruzzians. Don’t worry, we got the antidote down here. Okay next collect all the snot and mix it up with 10% gelatin. Finally, you’ll have to go outside and patch the heat shield using the gelatine as glue…
I hope they sue…
Boeing: yes, they got no chance at all.
It works at 3ft! Let’s try 30ft!
Of all ways to describe the Bolivian government, this is the one that paints it as the best government ever.
I have vivid examples of how bad AI is a programming.
It’s always a penis isn’t it?
What are you complaining about? That’s affordable! Don’t you make 180k? Obviously not! You might wanna read my take on the economy.
Ma’am, we looked at the bones and he passed away within a month. We’re afraid you’ll have to pay for that hip replacement in full, and, here, we kept your cancer boob, well need repayment for chopping it off…and the wisdom tooth.
Mommy, when I grow up, I want to be the guy who figures out when people died to cancel their families insurance postumably!
That’s my exit plan too. Once my joints only allow me to pull a pin, I’m going to eBay to find me a nice unused WW2 grenade or maybe a tank mine.
Looks like you’re using a local account. Do you want to upgrade to a Microsoft account where you must have Internet to get to your shit? No? I’ll remind you in 3 Microsoft days…73days and counting…72d…71… 3 seconds…5hrs…25minutes…50days…
Hey, do you want to open it in the browser, or teams? Both are pieces of shit. That’s it. What other option where you thinking of?
Oh you wanna project so everyone can see? Ok here’s full screen! Oh yeah, we can show those employee icons bigger! Oh you mean full screen! Here’s this option, we just need to hide 70% of your screen. There! Tiny screen full mode!
Oh it was your data? Oops! Embarrassing! Anyway, introducing MAIS! Microsoft AI system!
Like beating a dead horse.
I would require a wet T shirt contest to really see and compare.
Nah, it hasn’t changed. It’s garbage.
That’s it! We solved the Rosetta Stone ^2 problem! The final piece!
With pacbell’s interwebs, you get 30 email addresses, and a free subscription to Yahoo’s front page!!! Hurry!
…hear me out. Could it be possible for AI to just steal all the commercial ads?