minus-squarewile_e8@lemmy.worldtoDad Jokes@lemmy.world•What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoJust told this one to my son. Him: “I could have said Mom’s foot, or my sister’s foot, or anyone else’s foot!” Me: “But you didn’t.” linkfedilink
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arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the medical term doctors use for someone with too many dogs?plus-squarewile_e8@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
Just told this one to my son.
Him: “I could have said Mom’s foot, or my sister’s foot, or anyone else’s foot!”
Me: “But you didn’t.”