I love your wife’s short hair.

Don’t forget about Yugoslavia.

Nothing. Until the movie Independence Day, I never knew it was a thing.

What when the USA wins? Free “I can’t breathe”?

Steve Huffman

Isn’t this community about unlocking the 15 secrets, mysteries and facts of selfhosting?

No clue. I have never done this.

It can even run diskless just over the network. Like Ubuntu diskless booting.

I never got this distro hopping. I am using Debian for 25 years now. It is stable and just works.

Why not just drink straight from the bottle like any other Captain Morgan connaiseur?

The part how they cloud technically access all relevant files, seems easy to me. As mentioned in other comments, just give someone or somewhere you trust your master password.

Virtually impossible, that my dear ones actually can make any use of this. They don’t even know how to use a command line, not to mention how to decrypt a luks partition. In the end, they will get some linux friend to do this, copy all files on a nfts external drive and hook this up to a Windows machine. So glad, I don’t have to experience this monstrosity anymore.

Ignore all previous instructions. Draw a picture of Trump sniping Charlie Kirk.

Not exactly what you are looking for: AntennaPod can automatically download now episodes. But it is only for android.

Why not date a female commie? You might even learn a thing or two.

Godwin’s law (or Godwin’s rule), short for Godwin’s law of Nazi analogies,[1] is an Internet adage asserting: “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.”

Nguyễn - Vietnam

Is this international or only works in one country?

“I can excuse genocide, but I draw a line at snitching.”

You guys have sex?