it sounds like a cool job but who would they even go to complain to for harassment?
“In our 17th hour of boning, I was getting a bit tired. violet08_ slapped me and told me to ‘stay hard, idiot’”
“That’s great pal, you kids keep having fun, make sure my daughter stays hydrated”
That’s why I always shout “first to cum doesn’t have to clean up the mess”
I win every time 😎
I mean it is technically correct
me giving relationship advice currently
a boon for some, a bane to others
who can stare at a vagina at a moment like this
his dogs are FULL out and you’re looking at his weird vagina
I have to go for the clippers and do a fade or else it just looks like Snuffleupagus dunked his head into a bucket of nair
Pasting dildos on top of snails? Aye, a good round of fun, but rather cruel for the little critters
Not if you bathed beforehand
im far to wise to fall for your obvious ploy of getting me to kiss icky ladies and suck off my buff homies
that would suck
Kissing is the one thing that crosses the line for some reason, for sooo many situations. “Straight” dudes willing to suck another dude’s dick, but won’t kiss another guy because it’s gross. It’s the same for a lot of other kinks. Threesomes, cuckolding, incest, etc etc
I think the border lays in the fact that kissing is a normal activity between couples, and that’s real life, whereas indulging kinks can almost be compartmentalized as an extreme form of getting off to porn (ergo fake, fantasy - not real, or “doesn’t count”)
“Now you will experience the FULL POWER of the slut side”
claps cheeks
fool it’s entirely about mastering your POG collection
doctor (whispering): LDL cholesterol
heart explodes
I’m assuming the same way we decide which animals are okay to eat or not - arbitrarily and by culture. For example, maybe some Pacific tribes of mermaids might be fine using starfish, but Atlantis area that would be considered barbaric, perhaps even with a touch of propaganda saying they use starfish for sexual reasons as well. I love where this is going, I’m gonna go write a controversial AO3 fiction about a Pacific mermaid fighting against Atlantic racism, but secretly in a degrading race-play relationship.
To the people who feel personally attacked, may I recommend garter belts for your socks