ok but who won

what a shattering experience

well shit on a stick put it in the freezer and fuck me with it if it didn’t tickle my bones

That’s the 11111

For those who don’t get the joke, penguins have notoriously dark humour and make weird noises when they laugh

Jeans Simmons ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

They’ve finally found more money?

I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

I was gonna call it Jerry-ing but conglobating sounds more betterer

Good catch, I am technologically incompetent.

They seemed like such decent character strings

That’s because Duke Nukem respects women.

“My cabbages!”

• Baahvatar, the Last Goatbender

People on here are sick. We’re talking about something tragic. I lament the loss of something as beautiful and precious as this. To think that a mountain could be tainted by being favoured by a genocidal dictator… no mountain deserves to be treated that way.

nervously realizing I’ve been using Discord in Türkiye for 4 days straight now

When I challenge my established concepts with new ideas or angles, and realize my previously held truth doesn’t hold up to scrutiny, or is reinforced or expanded upon. For example, “is a hot dog a sandwich?” makes me reconsider how so much depends on context, and how we as humans crave labelling and categorizing to the point of it being detrimental (see biological sex vs gender, Star Trek edit wars, classical music and pornography cataloguing, etc)

Don’t ruin OP’s strategic wishful thinking

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I exclusively drink bull milk

Weird, generally latex prevents children from getting in