Don’t ask why I didn’t come to OJ’s funeral
It is because I already did
Don’t ask why I didn’t come to OJ’s funeral
It is because I already did
Maybe but Jesus Crisp it’s hot outside
Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez
My fellow chums and I think it would be quite corking if we gave our personal data over to the local advertisement agencies
Also, you can definitely criticize something whilst participating in it, even if you have a choice to abstain. Like I don’t have to eat spicy burritos, but when I do, I’m going to still complain that they haven’t made antacid suppositories. You can ask for a better life.
What if you’re a little more rocaille?
Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas
Reclass everyone to sorcerer / wizard - panic at fire immune bosses - ??? - win game
Elon Musk has a dollar
He has a lot of them, but he also has a dollar
96 bricks of cocaine? Damn, I can’t believe they found 95 bricks of cocaine. What kind of a dealer has 94 bricks of cocaine?
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My method is that I’m both a shut-in and low-level employee so I only get a few emails a day which results in 0 unread emails
who’s a broke friendless loser now 😎
This implies there could be a gay gluttony month and I’m all for it
This is some serious Siskoposting
It pairs great with the Khlav Kalash
For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.
I thought bats were nocturnal
In Quebec, we play fast and loose with license plate laws, just like our bridges and general road conditions 😎
Can I just put them in my mouth but not eat them if I want to scare children by opening my mouth so that they make that noise so children will think that the noise is coming out of my mouth and then fly out at them for the coup de grace?
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only trans god junk ಠ_ಠ