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Sounds like the XY problem

I don’t know why addressing a cat as “cat” is the funniest thing ever

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

You win a free trip to the Hague

I seem to remember a competitor, I think it was called 3DO or something?

I don’t trust the support staff the other guy is going to pick.

They’re going to lady and the tramp it

Well that was certainly a thing

Hissen to be puneished

Fun fact: all mice are devil worshippers

KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…

Can haz

Hey, we’re learning, okay?

Yeah, it’s clunky for sure, but maybe we just don’t use it for that much

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

Help I’m trapped in a guitar

Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup