presoak@lazysoci.al · 2 days agoSkeletons with huge artificial breasts. Graveyards are full of them. Bones and silicone don't rot.message-squaremessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up1183arrow-down17
arrow-up1176arrow-down1message-squareSkeletons with huge artificial breasts. Graveyards are full of them. Bones and silicone don't rot.presoak@lazysoci.al · 2 days agomessage-square52linkfedilink
TootSweet@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-210 hours agoSheep dogs probably think sheep are just dumb dogs that need looked afterplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down16
arrow-up167arrow-down1message-squareSheep dogs probably think sheep are just dumb dogs that need looked afterplus-squareTootSweet@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-210 hours agomessage-square9linkfedilink
anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works · 22 hours agoThe Stock Market is Just Financial Fantasy Sports message-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1192arrow-down16
arrow-up1186arrow-down1message-squareThe Stock Market is Just Financial Fantasy Sports anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works · 22 hours agomessage-square8linkfedilink
yesman@lemmy.world · 2 days agoNobody is looking forward to Donald Trump's death more than his rotten kids.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up1155arrow-down111
arrow-up1144arrow-down1message-squareNobody is looking forward to Donald Trump's death more than his rotten kids.plus-squareyesman@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square23linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · edit-23 days agoYou've probably met someone who has killed a personplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square142linkfedilinkarrow-up1260arrow-down114
arrow-up1246arrow-down1message-squareYou've probably met someone who has killed a personplus-squareFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · edit-23 days agomessage-square142linkfedilink
BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agoi'm gonna have to stand up aren't iplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up131arrow-down19
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squarei'm gonna have to stand up aren't iplus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agomessage-square18linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 days agoBell peppers are the same colours as traffic lightsmessage-squaremessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up1160arrow-down111
arrow-up1149arrow-down1message-squareBell peppers are the same colours as traffic lightsFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 2 days agomessage-square34linkfedilink
√𝛂𝛋𝛆@piefed.worldEnglish · edit-21 day agoMoney buys hopeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up131arrow-down10
arrow-up131arrow-down1message-squareMoney buys hopeplus-square√𝛂𝛋𝛆@piefed.worldEnglish · edit-21 day agomessage-square8linkfedilink
zlatiah@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 days agoIt's quite impressive that most English speakers across the world understand each other, despite variations in accents/dialectsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square82linkfedilinkarrow-up1200arrow-down110
arrow-up1190arrow-down1message-squareIt's quite impressive that most English speakers across the world understand each other, despite variations in accents/dialectsplus-squarezlatiah@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square82linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 3 days agoThere exist people who will go through the effort of leaving their home, traveling to a movie theatre, paying for a ticket, and sitting for 2-3 hours for a movie they claim "nobody wants to see"message-squaremessage-square54linkfedilinkarrow-up1113arrow-down117
arrow-up196arrow-down1message-squareThere exist people who will go through the effort of leaving their home, traveling to a movie theatre, paying for a ticket, and sitting for 2-3 hours for a movie they claim "nobody wants to see"FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 3 days agomessage-square54linkfedilink
[鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui]@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoJudging by how many users on the internet telling Americans to "just move to another country lolz", people must think immigration laws are very lax or something... (it's not)message-squaremessage-square72linkfedilinkarrow-up1299arrow-down116
arrow-up1283arrow-down1message-squareJudging by how many users on the internet telling Americans to "just move to another country lolz", people must think immigration laws are very lax or something... (it's not)[鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui]@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square72linkfedilink
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 4 days agoCapitalism turns countries into businesses to support the lavish lifestyle of capital holders and the government into HR to silence the workers message-squaremessage-square39linkfedilinkarrow-up1379arrow-down126
arrow-up1353arrow-down1message-squareCapitalism turns countries into businesses to support the lavish lifestyle of capital holders and the government into HR to silence the workers Krauerking@lemy.lol · 4 days agomessage-square39linkfedilink
YICHM@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agoSalt is very salty. Sugar is not that sweet.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down114
arrow-up128arrow-down1message-squareSalt is very salty. Sugar is not that sweet.plus-squareYICHM@lemmy.world · edit-23 days agomessage-square23linkfedilink
Possibly linux@lemmy.zipEnglish · 4 days agoFailure is the best teacherplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down16
arrow-up155arrow-down1message-squareFailure is the best teacherplus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.zipEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square18linkfedilink
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days agoCops are like vampires. They can't come into your house unless invited.message-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up167arrow-down116
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squareCops are like vampires. They can't come into your house unless invited.BananaPeal@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink
DandomRude@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoIgnorance has always been one of humanity's greatest problems - and it still is message-squaremessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up193arrow-down14
arrow-up189arrow-down1message-squareIgnorance has always been one of humanity's greatest problems - and it still is DandomRude@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square18linkfedilink
[鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui]@sh.itjust.works · 7 days agoTransliterated country names into Chinese Language use pre-existing characters that already has its own meaning, therefore native Chinese speakers have a subconcious impression based on country names.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square89linkfedilinkarrow-up1364arrow-down114
arrow-up1350arrow-down1message-squareTransliterated country names into Chinese Language use pre-existing characters that already has its own meaning, therefore native Chinese speakers have a subconcious impression based on country names.plus-square[鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui]@sh.itjust.works · 7 days agomessage-square89linkfedilink
bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agoThe ability to be massively efficient with todays computers would have probably made you $250k/yr 25-30 years ago.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up1112arrow-down15
arrow-up1107arrow-down1message-squareThe ability to be massively efficient with todays computers would have probably made you $250k/yr 25-30 years ago.plus-squarebridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink
[鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui]@sh.itjust.works · 6 days agoPeople around the world are trying to learn English because it's the Lingua Franca, but imagine if the Lingua Franca of the world was a Tonal Language and the writing system was Logographic.message-squaremessage-square28linkfedilinkarrow-up136arrow-down16
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-squarePeople around the world are trying to learn English because it's the Lingua Franca, but imagine if the Lingua Franca of the world was a Tonal Language and the writing system was Logographic.[鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui]@sh.itjust.works · 6 days agomessage-square28linkfedilink
early_riser@lemmy.world · 7 days agoThere are first person shooters and third person shooters, but what about second person shooters?message-squaremessage-square60linkfedilinkarrow-up1128arrow-down15
arrow-up1123arrow-down1message-squareThere are first person shooters and third person shooters, but what about second person shooters?early_riser@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square60linkfedilink
