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Cake day: May 7th, 2024

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  • When people eat cereal, there’s generally one debate. Milk first, or cereal first?

    Would it interest you to know that I don’t like milk on my cereal AT ALL? No milk please!

    Or that with the exception of corn, I eat all my vegitables raw only?

    Or that I don’t like dark chocolate?

    I’m trying to think of other things people think is crazy that I don’t like…

    OH! Mac and Cheese.

    I also find it strange that people will defend pineapple on pizza as being “not wrong, just let people enjoy what they enjoy” but will throw a hissy fit if someone were to eat a hot dog sideways, or sit on a toilet backwards (which originally was the intended method).





  • Ok guys. New plan. We “Truman Show” this guy, except we all join together and celebrate a new global holiday. Pizza Day! And we do it on this guys birthday. No prior notice, no online discussion. We just all celebrate pizza day, and gaslight him for never hearing of it before.

    But we do it all day. Just around him. And then the next day we do not understand what he’s talking about.

    BUT NOBODY OFFER HIM PIZZA!!! AND NOBODY SELL HIM PIZZA!!!

    Lets see if we can drive him crazy in 48 hours.