He bought twitter for 43 billion dollars on a goof. To him a “pile of cash” is like 3 pennies to you.

And I’m not saying this to defend him. I’m just saying that charging him money isn’t the “gotcha!” that you think it is.

I’m confused. Why did you take a picture of the elevator?

I like your enthusiasm, but you’re going about this all wrong.

City council refuses the permits.

Musk does it anyways.

Nothing happens.

But hey, we blocked those permits, right?

I know that look. That turtle wants to eat some pizza, and fight crime.

Yeah, I had some teachers when I was in school that would just hand you a paper, hand you a book, and that was it.

I legitimately asked why we couldn’t just do this from home if he was just going to put on earphones and watch a portable tv.

I was told “because then we wouldn’t know if you’re cheating”.

I said “cheating how?” (The internet wasn’t a thing yet)

And he said “by looking up the information in another book”

So I said “First of all, what even is the difference between looking it up in a different book as opposed to look it up in this book? And secondly, if you think I’m too lazy to study with THIS book, what makes you think I’d study with a different book??? It’s the same process!”

And thats how I got detention.

Probably a bit more than that I’d say.

I mean, over 20 years ago we had a popular tv show called “are you smarter than a 6th grader”.

They’d bring on adults, ask them questions from 6th grade level tests, and see if the contestants could pass. It was a game show.

In an actual educated society, that sounds like the worst idea for a game show. It wouldn’t be challenging, and everyone would win.

Everyone did NOT win.

…aaaaaaaand now I feel dumb for not catching that. To be fair, it’s been a hard day year for me.

Just avoid the foot lettice.

Yeah! Me too! I was going to eat that whole bag!

“Here’s a bunch of free shit, hey cool dog! Do you want the cash register before I go?”

…you think pugs are chickens?

Could…but didn’t.

Call me out of touch all you want. I have big sd cards, and mp3 files. No ads. No subscriptions. No bullshit.

Because then 97% of the public wouldn’t buy it.

Push 3 degrees harder, relent 2 when there’s resistance.

Meaning, 3 steps ahead for them if there’s no resistance. 1 step ahead if there is.

Wait some time, repeat.

And you should get Seaman. Lenard Nemoy provides daily updated commentary to your journey as you talk to a fish. Comes with microphone accessory.

No, I’m not joking. That’s real. That is a game you can play on Dreamcast.

Retro consoles shouldn’t have hard drives, or internet access.

You put the cartridge in, you turn the power on, and you sip your capri sun because it’s 1990, and you’re 7 years old, and the world isn’t a dumpster fire.

Time to play super mario bros 3, as was the style at the time.

These kids work in accounting, sales, and one is in jail.

I’ll let you figure out who went where.

hug

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