- “This one doesn’t even have a Xitter account.”
- “That one gets the first dose!”
I’m banking on that, myself.
This looks like a job for Trolley Man
Three bodies on the lower track, one body on the upper track. Which one do you hit?
I got in trouble when I said “the bakes”. Then the teacher said "there’s no brakes. So I said “yes there is. The federal railroad administration would not saction a train to be operational on their tracks without safety proceedures.”
Not my fault I grew up loving trains…
But it’s a trolley, not a train
We aren’t drawing straws when ol monkey torture racist and dedicated misogynist who ran a campaign to convince tweens Hitler wasn’t so bad is around
The hand-book says we roll 1d6. On a one or a two, we save the monkey torturer. On a 4-6, we put both doses back in storage.
Are the people on the bed actual people or random faces?
I need the modlog, stat!
Replace the middle one with “We have PLENTY” and I still respect it.
welp I had a good run. once they see my soul less random bullshit from a different time (pre-Elon) I’m toast.
Skip the skinhead at position #3
I’d like for all bald men not to be thrown in that particular bag, thank you very much
I keep mine sheared most of the time. Skinheads are a Nazi offshoot fyi
Nah skip the old man in position #2
