I am suspicious of some of those colours in the background

He won’t die for the hive but he’ll jive for the hive

Ah yes, the only two possible options

Seems relevant

Commenting for later (cheers OP)

I’ve never forgotten that I’ve dished out a handful of pills and pelicanned them in one go

Executed

As someone who can genuinely swallow ~15 pills in one go, I don’t have this problem :D

Keeping Up Appearances, Only Fools and Horses, Harry Enfield and Chums

After you do that, if you press a piece of toilet paper flush against the tip you’ll see there’s still a spot there which would end up in your underwear

You know

No it’s not

their innocence was the ideal match for his natural genius

That makes… no sense. Except to nonces I suppose

Nice stuff like appreciating walks in the forest, woodworking, etc

Someone should tell these men that you’re allowed to do this stuff when you have a partner, hell the partner can even join in

Sigourney Weaver vibes

You need to be more nuanced imo, I don’t think being super obvious will do what you want it to. Appreciate the sentiment anyway

Yeah i dont know if this fits shitpost

I don’t think he’s trolling, I think he’s just overdoing the satire

“…And what I’m seeing here happening is not America.”

Well it is mate

Google says it’s an adverb to mean daily… but then goes on to give an example as two words