• The Snark Urge@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I could save up and buy a savannah cat every decade. But there’s only one person who’s ever going to be my kid. You know what I think when I look at my kid?

    “There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

    That’s an exotic pet. Fuck a leopard.

      • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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        11 months ago

        Anyone who would fuck a leopard seems likely to have a weird kid no matter who/what they have it with.

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          11 months ago

          Seems to be the case here in Seattle and I very much approve. I’m one of those people, in fact. My dogs are so much quieter and easier to train than children are.

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            11 months ago

            Easier to train than adult dog owners, too! A truly impressive amount of Seattle dog owners think “no dogs allowed on the play field” means “designated off-leash dog park”.