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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon's body is a machine

sh.itjust.works

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Anon's body is a machine

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    For those who don’t get it, the joke is diabetes causes unmetabolized sugar to end up in your urine.

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      Oooooh…

      Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.

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        Coffee

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          I’ve gotten top ramen before, same with apple jacks.

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          The first piss after coffee has a distinct smell haha

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        Get yo self a glucometer if you’re thinking about it, diabeetus is real obvious once you start using the right tools. Also they’re super cheap these days.

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        It can be other things than diabetes as well, like an infection or liver failure.

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          Whew! That’s a relief

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            Hopefully you were in the bathroom when you relieved yourself.

            I know I was.

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              I was. It smelled like coca cola

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        Mine frequently smells like whatever meat I ate, especially after eating a couple chili dogs or smoked meat.

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        Could be artificial sweeteners.

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        Everyone’s talking about the smell, but I’m thinking about the colour after I eat a bunch of beets

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          Living amongst avid beet eaters, I never noticed a color change. Guess i metabolize beets particularly well, which is neat.

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            My pee comes out pink. It’s startling!

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