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minus-squareDumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up375·edit-21 month agoFor those who don’t get it, the joke is diabetes causes unmetabolized sugar to end up in your urine.
minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up76·1 month agoOooooh… Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.
minus-squareEtherWhack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoI’ve gotten top ramen before, same with apple jacks.
minus-squareCroquette@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoThe first piss after coffee has a distinct smell haha
minus-squaremvirts@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoGet yo self a glucometer if you’re thinking about it, diabeetus is real obvious once you start using the right tools. Also they’re super cheap these days.
minus-squarefinitebanjo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-21 month agoIt can be other things than diabetes as well, like an infection or liver failure.
minus-squareMycatiskai@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoHopefully you were in the bathroom when you relieved yourself. I know I was.
minus-squaretacosplease@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoMine frequently smells like whatever meat I ate, especially after eating a couple chili dogs or smoked meat.
minus-squareMongostein@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoEveryone’s talking about the smell, but I’m thinking about the colour after I eat a bunch of beets
minus-squareWolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoLiving amongst avid beet eaters, I never noticed a color change. Guess i metabolize beets particularly well, which is neat.
minus-squareMongostein@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoMy pee comes out pink. It’s startling!
For those who don’t get it, the joke is diabetes causes unmetabolized sugar to end up in your urine.
Oooooh…
Sometimes my piss smells like sugar, but it often smells like a lot of things. Usually piss. Sometimes asparagus.
Coffee
I’ve gotten top ramen before, same with apple jacks.
The first piss after coffee has a distinct smell haha
Get yo self a glucometer if you’re thinking about it, diabeetus is real obvious once you start using the right tools. Also they’re super cheap these days.
It can be other things than diabetes as well, like an infection or liver failure.
Whew! That’s a relief
Hopefully you were in the bathroom when you relieved yourself.
I know I was.
I was. It smelled like coca cola
Mine frequently smells like whatever meat I ate, especially after eating a couple chili dogs or smoked meat.
Could be artificial sweeteners.
Everyone’s talking about the smell, but I’m thinking about the colour after I eat a bunch of beets
Living amongst avid beet eaters, I never noticed a color change. Guess i metabolize beets particularly well, which is neat.
My pee comes out pink. It’s startling!