All wars are secretly about magic bones.

Basically ya

• Ally yourself with whoever you spoke to last.

• Do diplomacy by shouting in public and assuming the message will reach your enemy.

This greentext gets closer every year

No, that sounds like a lot of effort and I have plenty. Greentexts have varying degrees of weirdness. Sometimes anon is an offensive degenerate, and sometimes he just wants to tell you about his work bathroom.

Sometimes. As a treat.

He’s like if a deranged shitpost became president.

Probably

It’s very possible this is already a manga

Good question. I guess we’ll have to see where people end up. We might start seeing “greentexts” from other sources, and I think that’s fine too.

This is nightmare fuel

I don’t think Anon will need to worry about having that job for long.

Free him

In his bank account

We have forgotten

4chan makes me believe it more in this case

That’s Anon’s curse, every day.

Great advice right here

Found the rest

Yeah, most people are here to laugh, not to buy into Anon’s nonsense. It’s explained in the sidebar because sometimes people check out the community and get the wrong idea.