I think OOP’s son is a lemmy user
I didn’t know object oriented programmers are capable of having children
It’s beans. Must be enterprise java
I don’t think they are that’s why my uncle who gave talks at OOPSLA was weird about us trying to follow in his footsteps and use reddit and play AOE II. I did eventually learn a little Java though no thanks to him.
Bean LYFE!
How the fuck are you supposed to read this atrocity?
Zoom
Fuck no
That’s the neat part, you don’t.
laughed out loud best post of the week so worth it. I want a follow up now!
Beans
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Most people have such an unexplored, unrealized, uninformed relationship with beans that I cannot really trust the father’s judgement in this matter. This could be perfectly wholesome bean appreciation that he’s just not equipped to understand and is needlessly pathologising.
reading allat, wish me luck
update: have finished reading allat. stay tuned for further updates!
update: i have just been informed that there will be no more updates.
shitty crop my good sir but thank you anyway
