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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon's body is a machine

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Anon's body is a machine

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    I think that’s how they used to diagnose some illnesses. Makes you wonder if some docs had a piss kink or if they were just super commited to helping people out.

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      I mean, you can drink my piss if it ends up potentially beneficial to me. Any takers? I’d send you a vial of a time of day of your chosing.

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        you can even make money off it if you find the right piss enthusiasts lol

        (if you live in the US, don’t send it via US Postal Service, as shipping bodily fluids is illegal)

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          You can legally send 500mL at a time, you just have to package it properly, and I believe you have to declare it.

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            Huh! I stand corrected
            https://pe.usps.com/text/pub52/pub52apxc_023.htm

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      Crazier still, for the wealthy, boiling down piss was how they’d measure your sugar level back in the 20s through 40s. Ugh.

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        Like, how much toffee can you make from a cup?

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          I’ll just put that question in my book of “don’t ask”

          🤢

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        Piss Sugar™ could be extremely marketable.

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      I’m sure there were at least a few for whom it was both lol

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        I’m an educated man, no I will not drink piss. Ron come in here and drink this piss.

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