At a white tablecloth local bistro, this woman literally picked up her plate and licked it clean. She also was having such hilariously weird conversations about alien abductions that I got an uncontrollable case of the giggles and had to go sit in the car while my SO paid the check.
After finishing his food, an old guy was cleaning his teeth with the laminated menu card
I always assume that the menu card is filthy but I never even considered it may have gems from someone flossing with it. 🤮
Edit: I meant germs but gems could work in the sarcastic sense.
He was casual about it too as if it was a normal thing to do.
I wonder what his wife thinks.
This made me laugh.
An elderly couple sat next to us, and the man sent his elk chop back twice because it was “too seasoned.” The second time they put no seasoning on it for him, but he still claimed that it had “the seasoning from the pan.” He then proceeded to order salmon instead (with no seasoning) and complain loudly the whole time. No tip for the waitress.
For context, this was a nice restaurant at Crater Lake in Oregon. My husband also ordered the elk chop, and said it was the best meal he’s ever had. We tipped the waitress double and had a great laugh with her about the whole situation after the elderly couple left.
A couple sitting at a table where the seats were a bench and not chairs. Even though they were trying to be discreet, it became obvious at one point that he was rubbing her crotch and she his. I don’t think they ever realized that some people in the restaurant noticed it
Uh, no, they definitely knew, that’s the point.
guy next table had a sizzling bulgogi plate, mmm
Oh my god! What happened to it? Did you change your order to the same thing?
Old lady got mad at her husband threw a fork at him, missed, and it flew across the restaurant and hit a child in the head. The mother was not happy. Luckily it wasnt the pointy end that hit.
