Started Grimm’s tales today. First story: A lady in waiting screws the princess out of her husband and takes her place. Once the king figures it out he asks the fraud how she would punish a person who did such a thing.

“Throw her in a box with a buncha nails pointing inwards and drag her happy ass behind two white horses until she’s fucking dead.”

(I’m paraphrasing.)

King: 10-4. I know you’re the fraud. Have fun with your recommended sentence.

I didn’t know that picture of Patrick existed.

TIHI

This is pretty grimm.

Sleeping Beauty was such a lovely cartoon.

Looks up original story

Oh no…

Learn your rules. You better learn your rules…

Check out “The Storyteller” on Amazon Prime for some well-told German folk tales.